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Pavani

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Posted: 13 years ago

Hi all post jokes in this thread.

"Silent lips may avoid many problems but Smiling lips may solve many problems"

Edited by shinybandi - 13 years ago

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Pavani

@PavaniShiny

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Posted: 13 years ago

Q) How to Kill an Ant? (asked in exam for 5 marks.)

Student: Mix Chilli Powder wid Sugar & keep it outside d Ant's Hole... .. After eating, Ant will search for sum water near a water tank. Push ant in to it. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire. When it reaches near fire, put a bomb into fire. Then u admit wounded ant in ICU. Remove oxygen mask from its mouth n kill the ant

MORAL: Dnt play wid stdnts. We cn kill the ant for 15 marks also.

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Pavani

@PavaniShiny

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Posted: 13 years ago

Brilliant answers by student who got 0%

Q.In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?
A.His last battle!

... ...Q.How do u stop acid indigestion?
A.Stop drinking acid!

Q.Where was the declaration of independence signed?
A.At the bottom of the page!

Q.What's the main reason for divorce?
A.Marriage!

Q Ganga flows in which state?
A.Liquid state!

Q.When was Mahatma ghandi born?
A.On his birthday! LOOOL kia dimag hai...:P:P:P

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Pavani

@PavaniShiny

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Posted: 13 years ago

kanjoos family:

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girl 1- muje mere lover ke sath bike pe jate mere papa ne dekh liya.

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girl2- acha phir kya hua????

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girl1- fir kya ,

papa ne BUS ke paise wapas maang liye !!!.. :-P

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Pavani

@PavaniShiny

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Posted: 13 years ago

Principal: are u chewing gum?
Student: no i am human being:p

Wife: we r having mother for dinner tonight?
Husband: make sure she is well cooked:p

...Father: shameful results! do u always get such low marks?
Son: no,only when i give exams:)

Guest: wil these stairs take me to d 2nd floor?
Boy: no u'll have to walk as well:)

Girl: i hav changed my mind..
Boy: thank god! does d new one work? :P

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Pavani

@PavaniShiny

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Posted: 13 years ago

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except our Santaji.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

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Pavani

@PavaniShiny

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Posted: 13 years ago

Son: Mom! Papa Bohat Shareef Hain.

Mom: Woh Kese?

Son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.

Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain ;-).

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Pavani

@PavaniShiny

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Posted: 13 years ago

Extreme of fashion?
Dhoti with zip.

Extreme of secrecy?
Blank Visiting Card
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Extreme of Stupidity?
Looking through keyhole of a glass door

Extreme of kanjusi?
A person after accident lying on da road giving miscalls to 108

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Posted: 13 years ago

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haahaaa...Ganga flows in liquid state...😆

Okay...so there is this party...and a man comes 2 a woman asks how old she is...th woman's like i m 24..so the man was like- ur dauaghter there is 24 herself 😕,,,she ws like ummm...we r TWINS...