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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: Rage-Of-Angels

@ moshi excuse me, but i've known what magarmuch was since 2nd std... magarmuch aur bandar... i learnt those meaning in a lesson... 😳

Bandar? Your species?

do you like jumping or climbing tree?

Xoxo

I agree with you that all should stop harassing you about the past.
Frankly I am glad that you have come on board.
Welcome and join the party.
Please feel free to Grill AWK who is a very hard nut to crack.😆
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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: aizan

's time: Since u luv sport..all u have to do is name the player and then assign that name to fellow IF member and add caption .. 😛

Michael Jordan

Guru ji intensely watching CG ,
has forgotten that the whole world is watching him
Absent mindedly , he shaved a bit too much.



Tiger Woods

Summer ji,
after realising that the food is ready ,
........lots of food !
Golf jaaye bhad mein !


Viswanathan Anand

Raj ji,
ordering the kings and other members ........calmly !
https://www.chessbase.com/news/2008/morelia/anand08.jpg

Cricket
Aus vs Zim

All gay people there,
watching a man so closely ! Chi !😆



Great sportsperson - George Was in the Bush

OBJ thinking of various ways to bring a smile on others faces while learning Tamil the fun way.



Name forgotten, i have seen this player though !

OBJ with Tamil books in front


Novak Djokovic

OBJ , in another attemt to bring a smile on other's faces
He is invisible here and is taking the shirt of Guru ji out while Guru ji is busy watching vamps and is confused whether to laugh , cry or be angry.
https://www.funnypictures.net.au/images/tennis-funny-face1.jpg



Sania Mirza

CG , happy after hitting a mosquito



Dunno !

WA ji,
trying to impress someone.......through a PM



Maria Sharapova

CG ji, and her crazy obsessions

http://www.mobilewhack.com/sharapova.jpg

Dunno !
Varsha ji, asking Gauri ji with her eyes - " kyon ? khelegi ? "





Originally posted by: aizan

Q's time : all u have to do is give funny reason for the following !!!
No cheating and no skipping 😛


1. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

Third hand is called the minute hand , the way i look at it.

2. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

Ask Miss Moneypelly or ask James Bond to contact her.

3. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

By contacting Mr William Wordsworth

4. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Who said ? Ever heard Economic Slow up ?

5. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Because chances of being fat and slim ,both are less,its the chance of being in between that is maximum.

6. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

They are dedicated to (Saint)St. Andhi Sandy

7. Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

Dark , light, Big , Small ,

sab perception ki baat ha baba !


8. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

No ! Expecting the unexpected huh ?


9. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

Because they are sitting on diametrically opposite chairs in a round table conference.

10. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

Aapko kya problem hai ?😆

11. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

You are paying me ? Why didn't you tell it before huh ?

12. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

All the universe is not a stage no ? its only the world.

13. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

Try doing the opposite, you'll know why

14. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

No , we are clean after we use them


15. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

It doesn't stick to the outside of the bottle too. Check it out yourself

16. How come wrong numbers are never busy?

Because "wrong numbers" is addicted to IF

17. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it called a stick if it doesn't stick ?

18. Do pilots take crash courses?

Yes, in the air

19. How do you get off a nonstop flight?

By removing non.

20. If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

Yup good question, and why do dumb people not shut up ?

21. If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?

Try it yourself, its not that tough. Kuch to khud kar ke dekho !😆

22. Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?

Why do they call summer ji cool when summer is hot ?

The above will lead you to the answer

23. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

So that you can make this question.

Enjoy...!!! 🥳😡😡


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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: wats-in-da-name

Do you watch MJHT on a regular basis or do u skim through the episodes?

Depends...

Which pair do u like better in MJHT?

At the moment , Mayank and Nupur

Do u like travelling? Which places have u travelled so far?

Nah ! Roads around my house.

Which one do u like the most among the seven wonders?

Never thought !

Do u play soccer?

No, but used to play it when we couldn't play cricket or badminton.

Taj Mahal or Statue of Liberty?

Wah ! Taj !

On a rainy day, do u like to stay at home or go out?

Depends on the situation.

What was ur reaction the first time u had a rollercoaster ride? Did u cry?

I haven't had a ride yet, but i am sure i'll be afraid.....very afraid. I find weightlessness scary !

What do/did u like about being a teenager?

Your parents are kinda afraid of you😆

What's ur fav. flower?

None !

Which day do u like the most out of the seven days of a week?

None !

If you could get a pet, what would u get?

Robot

Which member, do u think, is the anaarkali of this section?

None !

What if Gur really falls for u?

You can save him.

What does clodpolish mean? I need its etymology!

It means awkward

What do you think is gonna be your future job? Let's hope not a toilet cleaner!

You can never predict future, i have my aims, but lets see....

How much education do u think u're gonna pursue?...college degree?? Masters? PhD?

PhD hopefully, but again how things turn out, you never know.

Three qualities that you like about Priyanka Chopra?

From what i have seen of her - acting ,down to earth , pleasant.

WILL be back with more later😉'enjoy!🥳

now tell me which color do u like the most from the colors above?😛...white is not an option k!😳

Red green combination is lovely.

Edited by clodpolish - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: gursharan

Since everyone grilled and killed me with pictures and you have only got one set so far so I am giving an another set to you!😈
Just Provide captions:

Gauri ji, just being adventurous while leaving gas



Babumoshaai talking to CG ji
ab uski english bhi kharab ho gayi hai



Nazia ji, when bored of typing


Guru ji ,
feeding funny "one lines" to WA ji while CG ji looks on


OBJ ji,
thinking "I am so funny"


😆😆
Can't give a better caption than given 😆😆


Guru ji , handling the burden of Gauri ji's questions


WA ji , doing her orgo assignment.
Behind , Guru ji is drunk



Guru ji , crying out to everyone that he doesn't spam,
though spam is all around him



Enjoy these for now!!



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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: Gauri_3

Congratz AWK aka CP. Enjoy the hot seat and the grilling this week. Will be back with my questions on Monday.


Thanks gauri ji
Dunno if i am looking forward to your qns though 😆

Originally posted by: *king*

oh never knew there was another king around in SRGMP. or rather former king as the ID is in past tense. anyway congrats n have a ball.

*king*


thanks king ji
Now my id is also a thing of past 😆

Originally posted by: antar


antar - Most mysterious

Just want to know why you think like that 😉 !




haven't had much interaction with you , thats why 😊
And whenever i have indeed seen your posts, they don't reveal much either

Originally posted by: Rage-Of-Angels

@ Ashoka!

I like your one word answers!
Thanks !

I get the feeling being the MOTW is not exactly a marvellous feeling for yourself?
Its fun actually !

i reckon your a really smart student...and really weird too...Intelligence and weirdness comes together like buy one get one free...so your busy pouring over books today? Don't tell me your a physics student?
I like physics !

errrr...Thanks for the new addition award.

XoXo



Originally posted by: Rage-Of-Angels


what is the difference between kitty party and tea party?

XoXo


kitty party seems more "girly"

Originally posted by: mango-peach

congrats for being the MOTW😛


thanks !

Originally posted by: Khatarnak

Congrats to Ashoka the king for being our MOTW, sorry I am still not fully recovered.



Ah !
Thanks marcus bro !
Hope you recover soon !

Originally posted by: gursharan

Hey, AWK congrats on becoming the MOTW!!!🥳

Finally we will get to know more about this mysterious person😆.
You better tell us about yourself!! 😈😆

Sorry I couldn't come her early, I had to take a rest from IF after the tiring week. Plus there were many things to catch up on. Which included school stuff of my T.V shows😆. Oh man Jhalakh Dikhlaja was very good. And Dance India Dance was really good this week as well, and I watched Stardust Awards!! So yea, I had loads of T.V to watch over the weekend😆.

But don't worry I will be going through your thread!😈 Get ready for grilling!

😆



Thanks Guru ji !
Hope you had fun in your break,
you can extend your break, i'll not mind 😛😆

Originally posted by: ritzbitz

oh ho , jo bhi ho tum, congrats for being on fire...😛 and thnx for sharing the heat big time.😆



aap bhi , jo bhi ho, congrats for being LOIF


Originally posted by: Summer3

Please feel free to Grill AWK who is a very hard nut to crack.😆



LOL LOL LOL😆
Edited by clodpolish - 16 years ago
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Posted: 16 years ago
Ok guys, i'll keep updating page no. containing answers in my signature as and when i remember
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Posted: 16 years ago
Thanks clodpolish for making me World No. 1 in Golf.
Tiger Woods

Summer ji,
after realising that the food is ready ,
........lots of food !
Golf jaaye bhad mein !

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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: Summer3

Thanks clodpolish for making me World No. 1 in Golf.

Tiger Woods



ya ,i know.........its a good joke 😛😆
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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: Summer3

😆😆😆
Oh our ladies are one of the Best in the Universe.
Beauty and Brains are equally matched. Take care.👏👏
U are doing a great job so far.



Hmmmmmmmmmmm
aren't you being oversweet ?
indeed way too oversweet ?😆

ah........now i get the hidden meaning ,
good summer ji good
beauty and brains of these ladies are both are equally bad you meant to say right ?
Good summer ji ,
your outspoken words are inspiration to others to say the truth without hesitation 😆

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Posted: 16 years ago

Originally posted by: Rage-Of-Angels

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If a person is hiding or not sharing his/her identity than at least people should have some modesty and not bring the same old issue over again and respect that member wish. It was obvious you were trying to make the connection since that question was not even directed at yourself.. and you answering Glasgow..even a dumb could guess what that could suggest.

UK has more than just England. It has Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales, England being out of the list i could fit in either of the 3 unitary state. I just dont want to be specific.

XoXo



Looks to me like someone likes being the center of attention, ain't that right? 😉 Babe, I didn't mention FHK, YOU did. Obviously you know a little bit too much about FHK then you thought. Who said FHK lives in Glasgow? Nothing is as obvious as your desperation to put bits and pieces together to make them into your own truths.

Anyways, I'm really hoping you're not FHK anymore, because if you are, I'm pissed at you big time.

Enjoy the forum.

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