CONFIRMED : T & D's MENTAL CERTIFICATE !!

HEY GUYS,DIDNT I TELL U T & D JAISSA PAAAAAAAGALL KKKKKOOOOOIIII NAHIII ? WELL I JUST HAPPENED TO STEAL THEIR MENTAL CERTIFICATE RIGHT FROM DJ's OFFICE WHICH THEY HAD KEPT HIDDEN IN THEIR DRAWERS AFRAID THAT APOORVA & MONA MIGHT READ IT & LEAVE THE SHOW ! HERE R THE DETAILS :

NAME : TONY SINGH & DEEYA SINGH

OCCUPATIONS,IF ANY : SPOILING SHOWS

SYMPTOMS OF DISORDER :INTRODUCING A CARDBOARD-FACED-GOOD-FOR-NOTHING-EXPRESSIONLESS PERSON CALLED CJ IN THE SHOW.INABILITY TO DECIDE WHETHER A DYING PURAB IS IN CALIFORNIA,DEHRADUN,OR NAINITAL.SHOWING A CARDBOARD-BOX FIRST IN A LADIES PANTY,& IN THE NEXT SCENE,IN A TOWEL.SPOILING THE MARRIGE OF TO PEOPLE WITH AN ILLOGICAL TWIST.

ANY DISORDERS DETECTED ? : YES.

NAME OF MENTAL DISORDER : MARRIAGE-O-SPOIL-O-METROPIA ( A TYPE OF PERMANENT DISABILITY OF THE BRAIN TO THINK GOOD OF ANY 2 PEOPLE,ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO MARRIAGES !!! )

ANY PHOBIAS DETECTED : YES.ONE PHOBIA DETECTED.

NAME OF PHOBIA : ARMAAN-O-JASSI-MARRIAGE-O-PHOBIA. ( A CONDITION IN WHICH THE MIND IS VERY SCARED OF THE MARRIAGE OF TWO PEOPLE IF THEIR NAMES HAPPEN TO BE ARMAAN & JASSI FOR INSTANCE AND CAN GO TO THE HEIGHT OF TREACHERY TO CALL-OFF THEIR MARRIAGE,BY HOOK,OR BY CROOK !!!!!)

ANY TREATMENTS TRIED TILL NOW : DOCTORS HAVE TRIED ALL KINDS OF TREATMENTS,EVEN SHOCK TREATMENT HAS BEEN TRIED UPON,BUT TO NO AVAIL.

ANY SCOPE LEFT FOR CURE : NO.DOCTORS HAVE GIVEN UP ALL HOPE AND R SAYING THAT THEIR MENTAL DISORDER IS AS UN-CURABLE AS PURAB'S BRAIN TUMOR.

ANY SOURCE CONFIRMATION OF THE MADNESS ? : YES.DOCTORS OF MUMBAI-CENTAL- ASYLUM-FOR-THE-HOPELESS.

FURTHER SOURCE : DOCTORS OF THE AGRA MENTAL HOSPITAL.

STILL FURTHER SOURCE : ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO SAW SONY ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION BETWEEN 9:30 & 10:00 PM ON THE 5TH OF AUGUST.

CONCLUSION : BOTH DELUSIONS CONFIRMED,ALL THOSE WHO DO NOT WANT TO COME UNDER ITS INFLUENCE R ADVISED NOT TO DARE TO SWITCH ON SONY ENTERTAINMENT TELEVISION BETWEEN 9:30 & 10:PM FROM MONDAY TO THURSDAY.

NOTE : AS I ALWAYS SAY,THAT THE CERTIFICATE IS AS REAL AS THE FACT THAT ARMAAN & JASSI R GOING TO GET MARRIED,BUT AS REASONABLE AS THE SAME.

I think we should mail this to them as their confirmation copy. 😛

yup mail it to them instead prachi 😭

good one..mail them and ask them to hang it in their bedroom where they can see it everytime ...

😉 😆

ya! mail them! mail this and lets defame them and interrupt wen a scene unwanted happens. and be like heres their mental certificate!