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Saibal Routh

@SAIBALROUTH

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Posted: 12 years ago

#41

A: Why are you late?
B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.

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Saibal Routh

@SAIBALROUTH

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Posted: 12 years ago

#42

There were three restaurants on the same block. One day one of them put up a sign which said "The Best Restaurant in the City."

The next day, the largest restaurant on the block put up a larger sign which said "The Best Restaurant in the World."

On the third day, the smallest restaurant put up a small sign which said "The Best Restaurant on this Block."

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Saibal Routh

@SAIBALROUTH

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Posted: 12 years ago

#43

Principal: "I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?"
Johnny: "Nothing, sir."
Principal: "Exactly!"

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Saibal Routh

@SAIBALROUTH

Inactive

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Posted: 12 years ago

#44

Teacher: What's the past participle of the verb "to ring?"
Student: What do you think, sir?
Teacher: I don't think. I KNOW.
Student: I don't think I know either, sir.

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vishnu

@vish.naren

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

#45

Last day instead of saying "Bachna ae Haseeno"

I blabered out "BECHNA ae Haseeno" 🤣

and for a min all my friends went silent and then ruptured into laughter...! 🤣

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vishnu

@vish.naren

Dazzler

+ 3

Posted: 12 years ago

#46

No one interested in cracking nor reading jokes??

Here is one,

some staffs would behave like they know English!

"both of you understand the tree"

"please keep silence, the principal just passed away"

"what are you doing in the front of my back?"

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Monika Reddy

@monika_2691

Voyager

Posted: 12 years ago

#47

Where can we find a
sea without water
and earth with out
people?
Ans: On the map 2)which is the laziest
mountain?
Ans: Ever-rest 3)A thing has a
spark at one end and
a fool at the other
Ans:Cigarette

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Monika Reddy

@monika_2691

Voyager

Posted: 12 years ago

#48

Where can we find a
sea without water
and earth with out
people?
Ans: On the map

2)which is the laziest mountain?
Ans: Ever-rest
3)A thing has a Spark at one end and
a fool at the other
Ans:Cigarette

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SRKian_

@SRKian_

Explorer

Posted: 12 years ago

#49

Doctor to sandhya- your mother-in-law had a heart attack.
Sandhya- that is impossible.
Doctor- why is that impossible ?
sandhya- she doesn't not have a heart.

🤣

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No fam

@SwerveBae

Rocker

+ 2

Posted: 12 years ago

#50

Originally posted by: catastrophic
Doctor to sandhya- your mother-in-law had a heart attack.
Sandhya- that is impossible.
Doctor- why is that impossible ?
sandhya- she doesn't not have a heart.

🤣

HAHHAHA🤣

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