#GOTW- CRACK A JOKE# : D

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Hello folks!!!!!
I am back ...and this time with a desire to make all of you laugh...yup..without much ado,i will introduce this week's GOTW-Crack a joke

Its a verrry simple game..all you need to do is post a joke ...thats all...nothing better than a hearty laugh right????So I here I go,


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a
Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head
of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun
made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take
only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along
the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had
written a note, "Take all you want. God is
watching the apples."

Your turn now 😊

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SwerveBae thumbnail
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Posted: 13 years ago
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i got 2, mwaha.

what did the milk say to the other milk? whats up, DHOOD😎
(dude na...huhuh)

what does the punjabi cow say when she's mad? fiteh mooo

i dont know with you guys.. but im laughing so hard that i think i've got a six-pack





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Posted: 13 years ago
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hahahah 1 more

What did the potato say when he answered the phone? Aaloo


HAHAHAHA!


im sorry for the bad jokes
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Posted: 13 years ago
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good one monika 👍🏼 😆. (btw, what is GOTW? 😕)

🤣 @ Superman ... Aalooo! 😆 I didn't get the punjabi cow one though 😕

Here's one from me:

Doctor: I've got bad news and even worse news 🤓

Patient: let me hear the bad news first 🥺

Doctor: You've got cancer and have only 24 hours to live! 🤓

Patient: 😲 OMG! That's horrible news! 😔 I wanted to do so many things before I died! 😭 This is the worst news ever! what could be even worse than this?!! 😕

Doctor: Worse news is that I've been trying to reach you since yesterday. 🤓

Patient: 😳
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Posted: 13 years ago
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okay last! 😳

why was the banana sad?

- because it was a keela🤣

how do you send a rose to the moon?

- you say, gulab ja-moon! 🤣

what language do carrots speak?

- gajar-ati 🤣

ahhaah!!!!

omg, im laughing so hard, didn't knew i was so funny


Edited by Superman. - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Oopss...I just cracked an egg!😳

SwerveBae thumbnail
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: farhana874



Oopss...I just cracked an egg!😳

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Edited by Superman. - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: -SamiR-

good one monika 👍🏼 😆. (btw, what is GOTW? 😕)


🤣 @ Superman ... Aalooo! 😆 I didn't get the punjabi cow one though 😕

Here's one from me:

Doctor: I've got bad news and even worse news 🤓

Patient: let me hear the bad news first 🥺

Doctor: You've got cancer and have only 24 hours to live! 🤓

Patient: 😲 OMG! That's horrible news! 😔 I wanted to do so many things before I died! 😭 This is the worst news ever! what could be even worse than this?!! 😕

Doctor: Worse news is that I've been trying to reach you since yesterday. 🤓

Patient: 😳


thanks buddy 😊 and GOTW stands for Game of the week
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: monika_2691


thanks buddy 😊 and GOTW stands for Game of the week


Of course! That makes sense. Thanks for answering a stupid question monika 😊

@ farhana - Posted in the wrong thread! I think you're looking for 'crack an egg' thread 😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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SamiR...Kya karoon! Couldn't remember any joke...Toh socha kuch toh crack kar doon!😳
Edited by farhana874 - 13 years ago

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