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y'know, i remember that sometime ago, one of the responses to s'thing i wrote was to ask how i could still be asking for logic in this show.
and i thought that is actually one of the problems with us and this show -- that we kinda take it for granted that there will not be any logic whatsoever on this show. š
so we might as well stop talking about it.
me? i say -- what, stop talking about the lack of logic on the show?? and have fewer reasons for laughing our heads off at the show?? nehin, i say, my phorum pholk. nehin! š
i mean, we all know that we are stuck 'cause we just can't leave prem and heer alone -- actually, they do not allow us to! š so we might as well point as many fingers as possible at what makes us laugh. 'cause that's waaaay better than getting sad. n'est ce pas? š so i'm gonna start a list of totally illogical and stoooopid things! from today to ... oh, whenever i can come to this phorum about this show! š
1. prem sees kid with ashlesha and immediately says ''omg! that could be my kid.''š¤£ ooooh. who has got a papa-complex??š¤£
is he trying to compensate for not having had his daughter for six years? what next? is he gonna think that he has fathered every kid in ludhiana/delhi/all-the-neighbouring-cities-and-towns around the date that he thinks that he hadsexwithashlesha?? i mean -- isn't that the logical conclusion?? š¤£ no wonder a fatherless kid like sneha immediately jumped on to him to gift prem with papa-dom! š¤£ i wonder why every other little kid didn't feel the same urge... š¤£
2. prem had gone to phukda's school to get details for her passport??? hahahahahahahah -- how stooopid can the school admin get?? and how stooooopid can a reason get???
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... hahahahahahhaah! and the way the clerk-guy calmly stood in the huge mess that prem had made of the records. š¤£ š¤£i've seen school clerks explode over much less.
3. er... so prem didn't find it fishy that the school records had no parents listed in them???? š¤£ i mean, if it were me, when i saw no named parents, i'd have thought ''hey, that's fishy! if ashlesha's the mother, why isn't her name here?? ooooooh, i get it -- this is all a trick by ashlesha, who i know has come to stir up trouble for me and heer anyway!'' instead of which, i'm-the-god-of-fertility prem immediately starts doing mental mathematic games!
*y'know? i was sooo tired of laughing at so many things by that time that i was lying on the floor gasping for breath. but writing this just now -- i'm laughing my head off. š*
4. prem juneja employs
5. nothing in the show is as illogically stooopid as new harman actually. š my natural reaction everytime he comes onscreen now, is to drop to the floor laughing -- even before he opens his mouth to say anything! 'cause i am that sure it's gonna be stooopid!
if i were given one wish, i seriously would considering getting rid of new-harman even before glob these days! he's soooo stooooopid! š¤£ in fact, i think that prem is such a duffer just because he actually listens to what new harman advices him on, and follows it! if i were in his shoes, i'd be putting money into getting a anti-new-harman forcefield! š¤£
* omg! š¤£ can you imagine the joy of watching new harman bounce off prem's forcefield and smash into a nearby wall or something, everytime he tries to come near prem??!?! bwaaaaa... hahahahahahahaha! oh why can't i be the scriptwriter for this show?? i'd make it a really great spoof if that's what they want to do! š¤£*
6. i'm used to maya being mean, not stooopid and mean. that thing she said to prem and heer about knowing the parents of their kid's friends was weird. maybe she meant it about the kid's close friends? er... is new-harman-itis such a contagious disease that even maya is finally catching? š¤£
7. did you know that if you watch the show with the volume turned off... it still comes across as totally stooopid as with the volume turned on?? š¤£š¤£š¤£
especially during the ashlesha's-so-faking-it-and-faking-it-badly segments. man, is she lucky she got heer and prem as victims (and co-stars). 'cause she would get nowhere with anyone else -- including everyone/anyone in jzoo! who we all know are not people with strong ... uh .. thinking capabilities. *thinking* i mean, there is no one else in the world that she can pull this brain-dead scheme on! someone please put me out of my misery and get prem and heer back among the stars, where they belong? š¤£
i mean, phukda has demonstrated that she is quite capable of living life on her own -- probably with less stress without these two ethereal parents of her around too! š¤£š¤£ so put them in a space-ship, sacrifice them on some ancient alter -- but please get them the heck out of this world. 'cause they sooo do not belong here!
8. omg. harman is stooopid by himself. but put prem and harman together in detective mode, and they achieve unbearable heights of stooopidity! š¤£
i don't think i had ever laughed so loudly as when they were spying on ashlesha getting money out of some cupboard -- and that was in jzoo??? bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha! i swear, they looked like they were doing synchronised dancing all the time that they were together. š¤£š¤£š¤£
and someone please bring nihaal back -- puhleeeeaaaaase!??! i can't stand what new harman is doing to prem in detective mode! š¤£
9. gee. ludhiana has a hospital called ... ''ludhiana hospital''. written in beeeeeeg white letters on the inside, just in case we miss it! bwaaa.. hahahahahahahaha! oh, someone stop me -- i think i'm gonna crack my poor ribs with so much laughter!
10. er. *muffling loud rib-cracking laughter by holding my hands over my mouth -- help! it's not working!š¤£* i didn't have enough time. but did someone figure out how much screen time they blew in just having shots of prem and new-harman walking together? er.. are they trying to tell us something about prem and new-harman? actually that whole ''ludhiana hospital'' sequence was the funniest thing that i'd seen in a long time. anywhere. seriously. š¤£
and i thought that is actually one of the problems with us and this show -- that we kinda take it for granted that there will not be any logic whatsoever on this show. š
so we might as well stop talking about it.
me? i say -- what, stop talking about the lack of logic on the show?? and have fewer reasons for laughing our heads off at the show?? nehin, i say, my phorum pholk. nehin! š
i mean, we all know that we are stuck 'cause we just can't leave prem and heer alone -- actually, they do not allow us to! š so we might as well point as many fingers as possible at what makes us laugh. 'cause that's waaaay better than getting sad. n'est ce pas? š so i'm gonna start a list of totally illogical and stoooopid things! from today to ... oh, whenever i can come to this phorum about this show! š
1. prem sees kid with ashlesha and immediately says ''omg! that could be my kid.''š¤£ ooooh. who has got a papa-complex??š¤£
is he trying to compensate for not having had his daughter for six years? what next? is he gonna think that he has fathered every kid in ludhiana/delhi/all-the-neighbouring-cities-and-towns around the date that he thinks that he hadsexwithashlesha?? i mean -- isn't that the logical conclusion?? š¤£ no wonder a fatherless kid like sneha immediately jumped on to him to gift prem with papa-dom! š¤£ i wonder why every other little kid didn't feel the same urge... š¤£
2. prem had gone to phukda's school to get details for her passport??? hahahahahahahah -- how stooopid can the school admin get?? and how stooooopid can a reason get???
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa... hahahahahahhaah! and the way the clerk-guy calmly stood in the huge mess that prem had made of the records. š¤£ š¤£i've seen school clerks explode over much less.
3. er... so prem didn't find it fishy that the school records had no parents listed in them???? š¤£ i mean, if it were me, when i saw no named parents, i'd have thought ''hey, that's fishy! if ashlesha's the mother, why isn't her name here?? ooooooh, i get it -- this is all a trick by ashlesha, who i know has come to stir up trouble for me and heer anyway!'' instead of which, i'm-the-god-of-fertility prem immediately starts doing mental mathematic games!
*y'know? i was sooo tired of laughing at so many things by that time that i was lying on the floor gasping for breath. but writing this just now -- i'm laughing my head off. š*
4. prem juneja employs
- some very smart (read: bunty walia -- waaah. what a hero he was. i miss him. i do. š) and
- some very dumb (read: that idiot who stood with open mouth instead of running away in the fright while prem juneja sat in his chair glaring at him. š¤£)
5. nothing in the show is as illogically stooopid as new harman actually. š my natural reaction everytime he comes onscreen now, is to drop to the floor laughing -- even before he opens his mouth to say anything! 'cause i am that sure it's gonna be stooopid!
if i were given one wish, i seriously would considering getting rid of new-harman even before glob these days! he's soooo stooooopid! š¤£ in fact, i think that prem is such a duffer just because he actually listens to what new harman advices him on, and follows it! if i were in his shoes, i'd be putting money into getting a anti-new-harman forcefield! š¤£
* omg! š¤£ can you imagine the joy of watching new harman bounce off prem's forcefield and smash into a nearby wall or something, everytime he tries to come near prem??!?! bwaaaaa... hahahahahahahaha! oh why can't i be the scriptwriter for this show?? i'd make it a really great spoof if that's what they want to do! š¤£*
6. i'm used to maya being mean, not stooopid and mean. that thing she said to prem and heer about knowing the parents of their kid's friends was weird. maybe she meant it about the kid's close friends? er... is new-harman-itis such a contagious disease that even maya is finally catching? š¤£
7. did you know that if you watch the show with the volume turned off... it still comes across as totally stooopid as with the volume turned on?? š¤£š¤£š¤£
especially during the ashlesha's-so-faking-it-and-faking-it-badly segments. man, is she lucky she got heer and prem as victims (and co-stars). 'cause she would get nowhere with anyone else -- including everyone/anyone in jzoo! who we all know are not people with strong ... uh .. thinking capabilities. *thinking* i mean, there is no one else in the world that she can pull this brain-dead scheme on! someone please put me out of my misery and get prem and heer back among the stars, where they belong? š¤£
i mean, phukda has demonstrated that she is quite capable of living life on her own -- probably with less stress without these two ethereal parents of her around too! š¤£š¤£ so put them in a space-ship, sacrifice them on some ancient alter -- but please get them the heck out of this world. 'cause they sooo do not belong here!
8. omg. harman is stooopid by himself. but put prem and harman together in detective mode, and they achieve unbearable heights of stooopidity! š¤£
i don't think i had ever laughed so loudly as when they were spying on ashlesha getting money out of some cupboard -- and that was in jzoo??? bwaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha! i swear, they looked like they were doing synchronised dancing all the time that they were together. š¤£š¤£š¤£
and someone please bring nihaal back -- puhleeeeaaaaase!??! i can't stand what new harman is doing to prem in detective mode! š¤£
9. gee. ludhiana has a hospital called ... ''ludhiana hospital''. written in beeeeeeg white letters on the inside, just in case we miss it! bwaaa.. hahahahahahahaha! oh, someone stop me -- i think i'm gonna crack my poor ribs with so much laughter!
10. er. *muffling loud rib-cracking laughter by holding my hands over my mouth -- help! it's not working!š¤£* i didn't have enough time. but did someone figure out how much screen time they blew in just having shots of prem and new-harman walking together? er.. are they trying to tell us something about prem and new-harman? actually that whole ''ludhiana hospital'' sequence was the funniest thing that i'd seen in a long time. anywhere. seriously. š¤£
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