- No one touches my Sumo, not even I do. That's why I have already started practicing sleeping on the sofa before she moves into the room. I don't quite fit, but it's not that bad either.
- When she makes her space in the bedroom with all those tinkles and bells, I will kick up a fuss pretending to be very unhappy like Arnav, but secretly, I will love it all. All her marks on what is mine, including those smilie stickers and hippie stuff. Sometimes I will bring her tulips to help her decorate, just like I decorated her mandap with bells and tulips. Then, I will pretend not to care for this crap.
- I have to marry her to keep her all to myself, otherwise she will walk off with someone else and I will be all lonely. But also I feel real grand about the "sacrifice" and "heartbreak" I am making myself go through by giving my Nanaji my dad's gurudakshana. Look at me, I am such a victim! Having to marry the love of my life! Ahh!
- Yes, I think she didn't chose me first and that's hurting my ego and heart. I am not sure she loves me anymore, but hey, I will mark my territory so no other Aditya walks in to take my Sumo from me.
- I am in serious denial about the guilt I am feeling since saying that Sumo and I did it. Aditya's misogyny was charged by that and I know it and it kills me that she's grateful to me for beating him to a pulp. I can't take it that she was hurt because of me to a big degree. So I am going to marry her out of that guilt. Convenient that my guilt somewhere makes me marry the love of my life.
- Sumo will come to this house as "MY biwi," (oh I love the sound of that, secretly) so she will have to do what I say! For once, I want her to give me any bhao. I get to take her to prom from now on!!! ONLY ME. I have always been her puppet, running after her like a devoted puppy. Now I want her to pine and want my regard a bit. I will do anything to get it.
- When she brings up self-respect, I will give her tit for tat and marry in court. So what if that makes me a good match for her, a husband who can take on this affath, at least she will respect my ability to stand up to her for once, right? She won't take me to the bazaar and sell me 4 times like a gai. I am already a puppy.
- I will say mighty MCP stuff about the woman working outside the home just like Papa, but when it comes to things she really cares about PCT, I might kick up a fuss, but I don't want to destroy her dream project. I will defend PCT when Aditya comes after it and she will know why I misunderstood her about taking Adi's help. Aditya will then ruin it right there with my bombshell lie.
- She may not love me and that's why it hurts to take her on, but I will still marry her under the pretense of sacrifice because I can't see her with anyone else. That's why I nearly had a heart attack when Papa said he will find her some other guy right after I beat her to-be-husband to a pulp! I even said the same to her, but my body language was that of a cornered rabbit and I nearly vanished into the wall when she took me task on it and called me dumb for turning down what I wanted my whole life. She knows me so well.
- I am going to get a major chata after Sumo finds out about the Aditya lie I told and she will accuse me of marrying out of that guilt only, she won't see all the love. She will punish me by not letting me go near her even. Until then I will make her feel like a selfish gold-digger who did not chose me. I will pretend to do her a favor by marrying her out of badnami for Papa and ruining my rich-ass life. So her accusation will really stick like tar on me by the time I have gone full gaga for her again.
- I am going to defend her against Chachi, Papa, everyone cause no matter what I say to her, no one else gets to pressure/insult my Sumo.
- I want one woman to never leave me for once and for that I will hold on to her like this...

- He may be very angry with me now and pretend not to care, but I know him better than anyone. I know he loves me and this is his hurt talking. I will make him melt with love.
- I will never leave him because that is his ultimate fear since Nirmala Aunty. He will give into anything after marriage if he thinks I will leave him over it.
- His drinking and flirting habit will have to stop. I am going to not say anything for a while because I will be busy feeling the burn of the marriage of convenience. Then suddenly, I will sink my nails into him when he's expecting it least. He will have to stop being a whiny baby.
- I am going to put up with his "I don't want you" attitude and wonder if his dad planted some seeds in his head. He is such a baby, will believe anything if it helps him go on feeling like a victim. He will come around eventually, I know him inside out, better than himself.
- He is defensive about me. He protects me after breaking up with me. Gets me tulips from Europe. Accuses me of cheating on him with Aditya and I know it was emotional cheating too, but he never admitted his love, what could I do? Now he pretends not to care? We will see about that, I will chase him down and make him love me for the success of my dream wedding: