The Ishqbaazi Tales: Episode 30.

So it got proven today that our forum is stalked by the chaar sher team, warna unkii inti intelligence kahaan ki they come up with RuMya, IshKara and ShivIka.😆😆😆 Quick tips for you guys, if you are indeed stalking us then please listen to our plea of seeing a certain ****Kara see daylights on the series for that one pair is hot, hot!☺️☺️

It was a filler again, like the ones added to women undertaking Botox treatment to even out their skin, also I think I am hung-over with last evening's discussion with my gang and cannot think straight. So god knows where this analysis thread is going to go! Take me to be that person who has beauty in her eyes because she is the beer-holder.😆

So let us begin.

It feels like ages that we have seen Soumya. And see the moment she is back are lives all blight of bright light. I just love her, she is my favorite female lead in this series. #TeamSoumya FTW. 🥳So she chides Rudra saying "Itna reveal kyun kar rahe ho? Logon ko ye cheap lagta hai aur jo karta hai ussey thand lagti hai. Chalo apni button lagao." 🤣Okay I take back my words; it is not Rudra but Soumya who is the cutest one in the lot. She was so adorable there. She kept pestering him by asking questions and Rudra was baffled as to which one of them was he supposed to answer back. So now we know that she has joined mid-semester and has zeroed Rudra to be her friend. And when she let out the cat saying how much Rudra had been crying back at the hospital, Rudra's face was a picture perfect thing. And man I hated it when that Rudra's friend came over and called her moti. Apni shakal dekhi thii? Machar kii tang jaisi toh figure hai aur bada aaya meri Soumya ko body shame karne waala. Hard-boiled egg kahin ka. Na toh usko nigla ja sakta hai na ugla ja sakta hai. Hmpf!😡😡😡

So Soumya is a radio-jockey. How cool is that! Surely my love for her is increasing to dangerous and alarming levels now. She is an independent girl, someone who clearly weighs merit over material. She is so relatable. A beautiful soul that we all must have met once in our lives. That sweet and happy girl, who offers us her friendship on the first day of our new school. One who immediately takes us under her wing and forbids us from feeling lonely. Who plays with us and helps us with our home works and chatters away to glory till the world ends. This is the first heroine out of 4Lions who is so relatable that we'd find a part of our lives in her. I cannot thank the makers enough for giving us a character that is non-conforming, relatable and isn't superficial with jazz added to her. She is simple, raw and is beautiful is an underrated way. I will enjoy her a lot and I know everyone will.😳😳

Again I love it when we have kitchen sequences; I definitely want a man in my life who can cook because the food I make is a sure shot way of getting food poisoning. Such sarvaguna sampann boys the ObBros are. So Shivaay is cooking sizzlers and Rudra is back to being the tantrum queen, a role he has perfected over the years. I loved it when he threatened Shivaay with capsicum. And today it got proven that these people are Richie Rich for they were eating Shimla Mirch. Do you even know that these days it costs some 400 INR per kilo of Shimla Mirch??😲😲 They were making sizzlers out of it; surely they are "pundruh hazaar carore ke maalik" So Om butts in and talks about Bela. So he is affected by what he saw and what he doesn't remember her popping in his studio? I had been singing praises of this guy's intellect and this is what he rewards me back? And a little pretense of pain and he fell this hard? Damn I hadn't been expecting this from a man who has played the role of a vigilante so well. But, since I am in such a good mood after Soumya that I am ready to let it slip. So they are building this one with caution and that is a good thing because when Om finally breaks hell will break lose as well. Shivaay will ravage everything in the wake of his fury. But before that, please decide the character of Ishana for once and for all. Stop adding elements of stupidity into her and don't rush with the story either. Rudra taunts both the brothers saying they are stepping into perfidy of sort. One is engaged, other has a girlfriend and yet they are lurking after feline graces of other women. Rudra seems to be the saner and strongest one among the brothers who have some serious weakness rooted deep in them. I'd like to see Rudra developing more.

So or best OTP OmRu gangs up on Shivaay and irritate the hell out of him to a point that he speaks it out loud "mujhe koi farak nahi padta". Dude if that indeed is the case why do you keep pointing it out every single time? I'd still say they are not even at the threshold of love as yet. They are a challenge that hasn't been met by the either one. And this is the major reason why both of them are camping near the obsessive borders and are not ready to let go until someone behind the enemy lines falter. Thing is this will evolve to love sooner than what they think but until now it is a battle no wishes to loses. Because "Koi farak nahi padta" An as Om said, "What the Farak!"😆

So Rudra enjoys listening to Love Angel unaware of the fact that it is the same person who he refused to acknowledge earlier today. I can totally relate to him. Voices are deceptive; I had been so in admiration of RJ Gaurav from Big 92.7 FM that I used to sing praises of the guy. Then in a youth seminar I met the guy and I was taken aback for he was tea-pot and baldy. I am not saying anything about his appearance but it's just that it was a rude shock! Ruddy is all set to meet the same. And Soumya, hun, you have zeroed on the wrong-est of all reason. Rudra hogs on women, the only exceptions are Lady Baba, cause he hates her, Riddhima for she is his brother's girl and Anika who has taken a place of being his lovely Didi. Shy and Rudra, seems like Soumya too is in for a rude shock.

Okay one thing that I found weird is what was the need for adding in that tiny scene of both Shivaay and Anika seemingly lost in whatever they had been doing? One is over-filling the water and the other is adding oodles of Ching's red chilli and tomato ketchup in his food. (Yes, I noticed because I eat it all the time!😛) It wasn't needed at all but chalo bhool-chook maaf for we had Soumya!

Another scene that is worth mentioning is that between Pinki-Anika-Jhanvi. Pinki is really happy at the prospect of her son getting married. Her genuine mirth at that has made a better person to all those around. If you remember then it was the same Pinki who had insulted Anika previously but today when merriment is in the air she is regarding her with a happy warmth that makes Anika's stay her better than what she had faced initially. I am not saying that Pinki will dance when she gets to that it is Anika whom Shivaay has chosen for herself, but at the moment she isn't going to shove her poison in her because the ambience is of elixir.

Jhanvi again managed to take my heart away. When she had been reminiscing about her Watna' ceremony, she said how despite all odds and shabby dressing Tej had come to meet her and how she found him to be the most handsome man in a room where all were dressed to perfection and he was clad in a torn pink shirt. Seriously what happened between this couple that things have reached to major fallout? She again pointed it out that how they had started their journey with all the love in the world and how they ended in a loveless marriage. Please do something on this front CV's. They are such a pair that invokes emotions of deeper nature in all of us. This is my first OTP in IB with ShivaKara, OmRu and RuMya finding slots one after the other. Also there is ****Kara that I can't take off my mind.

And how gorgeous Mrinal looks!! She in that green sari with golden accessories and open hairs was a sight. She is such a pretty thing, I wonder how can Tej stay away from a wife as gorgeous and beautiful as that? Speaking of which where is Tej these days? We got a glimpse of Shakti so where is he?

And now let us get back to Shivaay and Anika. Their tashan is enjoyable with logic ripped to no end.

Anika comes with forms because the poor thing has no idea what exactly this dysfunctional bunch of a family wants. And having distributed that to everyone save her baagad billa, she willingly walks into the den of the lion who has been thoroughly disturbed previously.

And the moment she enters she sees the Kaali Coffee threatening to boil and spill over, so she rushes and saves presumable the Persian Rug that must be lying underneath. And comes along Mr. Kanji Aankhon Waala Baagad Billa who is upset to see his espresso being abused as Kaali Coffee and then being uplifted by being called thodi saawali si hai, rang daba hua hai. 🤣I have to give it to Surbhi, her comic timing has improved so much that she can now given genuine punches and create laugh riots! And what was that Americano, Saira Baano... and if that wasn't enough she spit the coffee on Shivaay's pristine white shirt? No wonder Rudra uttered bohot achii ladki this par ab nahi hai. Both the expressions of Nakul and Surbhi were bang on. I want to see a continuation of the same in tonight's episode. I love this laugh-out-loud fest.

P.S. Dadi really thought that Rudra would ask about Lord Ram's son Luv and Kush? Kya Dadi, I doubt that the guy even knows who Ram is!

Rudra and his logic: so he is going to buy a ship and name it relation so that he stays in relationship.' No wonder Shivaay aur Om ka sense of humor coma mein chala gaya hai.

Okay I have agreed to the fact that Riddhima has been kidnapped by the naxalites here in Jharkhand and that Om doesn't care about her. I have also accepted that Tej is probably busy in some business meeting as Shivaay isn't allowed to work now that he is getting engaged. But what about Svetlana? The women has disappeared and trust me a major faction here wants her back just for the heck of something we all are sailing. *okay I can't be cryptic anymore*😈