Jethalal Gada
1.U r from a small village and also less educated,u come to a big city like Mumbai,start ur own business and become a successful businessman with ur hard work and dedication.Very good and that's why u should feel so proud of urself that u should look down upon ur much educated neighbours who's a teacher and another one,a scientist and always make fun of them and mock them.After all,studying hard,earning a degree and doing a job is not a big deal na.So that's why according to u,a teacher who's fluent in English cannot survive in Hong kong.And rocket chalana is the most easiest job in this world but dukaan chalana is the toughest job.
2.U should always flirt with ur beautiful neighbor even if both of u r married(of course to different people).And if ur neighbor's husband objects,make fun of him.After all,it's cool to flirt with someone else's wife na.
3.U should be so selfish that u should not let ur param mitra/fire brigade be happy if u r in some problem.If u r in trouble,ur param mitra should always leave his work and office and come to ur rescue.And he's not allowed to go out of town in case u r in trouble again and will need him.
4.U should let ur father bully u no matter how old u r.It's ok if ur father scolds u as if u r a 5 year old kid in front of ur teenager son and even ur neighbors.
5.U should vent all ur frustrations on ur wife.Even if u r wrong and ur wife is right,she should be proven wrong.After all,u r a man.
Daya Gada
1.U should always pretend to be more smart and intelligent than the other educated ladies of ur society.They should always praise u even for minutest things u do like wearing a saree.
2.U like Garba,u should do it and make others also do it anywhere and anytime.
3.U should always pretend to be a pativrata naari even though in certain situations,u don't understand him at all and always put him in trouble or embarrass him in front of others.
4.U shouldn't mind if ur brother keeps asking money from ur husband for many years and never return them.
5.Ur maa is the best.So how weird or dumb are her nuskas,use them and make others also use them.
Champaklal Gada
1.It's ok to scold ur 40+ son who's a father of a teenager as if he's a 5 year old kid.
2.But it's not at all ok if ur son scolds his son if he makes a mistake.
3.U should also behave like a kid in front of ur grandson and his friends.
Taarak Mehta
1.U should always pretend to be the most unhappiest husband in the world just because ur wife is giving u diet food.
2.It's ok to make fun of ur wife in front of ur friends when she's not around.
3.U know that ur wife is giving u diet food for ur good but still u should behave as if she's committing a big sin by doing that.
4.U should make fun of ur unmarried friend just because he wants to marry.
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