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Shobhit18

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Posted: 13 years ago

#891

Kanjus ladki Dukandar se-Aisa sabun do jo kam ghise aur nahane ke baad chehre pe laali laye

Dukandar naukar se-Madam ko 1 eet ka tukda dedo! 🤣

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bhavis

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Posted: 13 years ago

#892

Originally posted by: Shobhit18

Kanjus ladki Dukandar se-Aisa sabun do jo kam ghise aur nahane ke baad chehre pe laali laye

Dukandar naukar se-Madam ko 1 eet ka tukda dedo! 🤣

🤣 🤣 - lali ke saath skin bhi neekal jaye🤣

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-Rani

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Posted: 13 years ago

#893

Originally posted by: Shobhit18

Kanjus ladki Dukandar se-Aisa sabun do jo kam ghise aur nahane ke baad chehre pe laali laye

Dukandar naukar se-Madam ko 1 eet ka tukda dedo! 🤣

Kam ghise ya bilkul hi na ghise🤣🤣🤣

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-Rani

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Posted: 13 years ago

#894

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972

🤣 🤣 - lali ke saath skin bhi neekal jaye🤣

Skin nikalega toh hi toh khoon ki lali aayegi🤣

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bhavis

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Posted: 13 years ago

#895

SInce Amrish is too busy with whatever he is doing- carrying his torch for some time:

Munnabhai was watching stars through telescope and at that time one star falls.

Watching this his Assistant replies:

Circuit: "Kya nishana lagaya hain bhai" 🤣 🤣

Will catch you all after half an hour😊

Edited by BHAVI1972 - 13 years ago

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-Rani

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Posted: 13 years ago

#896

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972
SInce Amrish is too busy with whatever he is doing- carrying his torch for some time:

Munnabhai was watching stars through telescope and at that time one star falls.
Watching this his Assistant replies:
Circuit: "Kya nishana lagaya hain bhai" 🤣 🤣

Will catch you all after half an hour😊

Good one😆

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Shobhit18

@Shobhit18

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#897

Originally posted by: BHAVI1972
SInce Amrish is too busy with whatever he is doing- carrying his torch for some time:

Munnabhai was watching stars through telescope and at that time one star falls.
Watching this his Assistant replies:
Circuit: "Kya nishana lagaya hain bhai" 🤣 🤣

Will catch you all after half an hour😊

I'll be off for few minutes too, Vice-EIC..

Will catch you, Current-EIC & Big-Brother soon! 😊

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-Rani

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Posted: 13 years ago

#898

Originally posted by: Shobhit18

I'll be off for few minutes too, Vice-EIC..

Will catch you, Current-EIC & Big-Brother soon! 😊

Okay, JJ PIC and and Bhavi, see you both later🤗

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Shobhit18

@Shobhit18

Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

#899

A joke before I go in-hiding for few minutes... 😉

Laloo Prasad Yadav gave a speech to "pharin delegation" from Amrika. The topic of the speech was COWW

What is a Cow?

HE IS THE COW. The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, (but will do so when he is got child.). He is same
like - God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. (Horses don't have any such attachment.)

Use of a cow

What can it do? Various - ghee, butter, cream, curd, and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also, his other motion... (gobar) is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making Pizza that can be used for heating oneself in winter. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chews with his teeth who are situated in the inside of the mouth.

Tailing a cow

He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies, which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he, gives hit with it.

I am now ending this fastly. My God blast you! Thank you and thank God I am finished. Jay Hind!"