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Originally posted by: neeme

No No..Dont say like this...

Ok i m Coming within 5 mins..

Originally posted by: JatinFan

tum mujhe aaj hasaakar marogi kya?😆

Originally posted by: --nIdHi--

~Some more jokes:

• Height of Memory Loss..

A boy open his tiffin box on the road side to see.
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Whether he is going to school
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coming from school😆

• What do we learn from movies like Ra.One and Om

Shanti Om ???
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It always takes two Shahrukh Khan's to kill one Arjun
Rampal !!!😆

• A student's facebook status during class:

"I am online from class"

Comment on his status from his teacher:
"You got zero in your test son, you want me to show it to you or you wana play more".

• Height of bad answer...

Teacher: Who is CHANDRA GUPT MORYA...??
Sttudent: Mam,i think
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He is the brother of "GANPATI BAPPA MORYA"...😆

• A boy makes a mistake,

A girl scolds him,
boy says ''sorry''
Next time girl makes a mistake,
boy scolds her,
girl cries,
Boy says SORRY

• Height of BRAND CONSCIOUS GIRL :

A rich girl walking by the river, she Suddenly sees a crocodile and screams : Oh my God , "LACOSTE"

• Girl in a book shop:-

Do you have the book called " WOMEN THE REAL INTELLIGENT " ?
Salesman replied, Sorry mam, jokes department books are at the first floor