Prerish ~ Pulaou Story Archive Thread ~(Mini/Short/Large Os) - Page 7

Story No: 56

Sent By Aavnii

After the revelation that sona is komo….

Anu : Prerna ab hume koii alg nahi kar sakta..

Pre: ab hum fr se shhadi karenge..

And then he entered in his usual swag…. With Mr. Mehra on his side..

RB : itni jaldi nahi Basu!

Pre: Mr. Bajaj….

RB : Mrs. Bajaj….

Anu: Mrs. Bajaj..? , but aap dono ka to divorce ho gya tha naa..

RB (with his smirk) : Thanks! To my Wife, humara Divorce nahi hua, because wo paper court mai submit karna hi bhul gyi …

Prerna put her hand on her head …

Pre: jo kuch bhi hua usme mai submit kya paper sign karna hi bhul gyi…

Moh: Tum abhi bhi Bajaj ki biwi ho , aur mere Anu ke peeche padi thi…

Veena: To apke Anu ne bhi to dusri shhadi kar li naa…

Anu : lekin sonalika hi to Komolika hai, to dusri shhadi kese hui, ek hi shhadi ki mne..

All together: Kisse..?

Anu: wo abhi clear nahi hai….

RB : you are really very lazy Mr. Basu…, apko abhi clear hi nahi hai ki apki wife kon hai.., but I am very clear this time…., and Prerna is my wife…

Pre: lekin ye sindoor to Anurag ke naam ka hai, aur ye mangalsutra bhi….

RB : I know, but legally aap abhi meri wife hai…

Anu: to meri wife kon hai..?

Komo: Anu baby! Tumhari wife mai hu, kyuki mai hi komolilkahu aur humara bhi divorce nahi hua hai…

(Meanwhile, Debu Daa and Chandru ;

DD: hey! Chandru , kuch samajh aya tumko…?

Chandru: haa bhut kuch…

DD: hume bhi samjhao naa…

Chandru: dekho … aga rhum legal method se dekhe to;

jo Prerna mam , hai wo abhi tak Anurag sir ki wife thi lekin ab Bajaj sir ki wife hai, aur Sonalika mam jo abhi tak Anurag sir ki wife thi ,wo hi Anurag sir ki wife hai kyuki sonalika hi komolika hai aur sonalika to koii hai hi nahi,

lekin agar hum sindoor wale method se dekhe to ;

Komolika mam nahi ,Prerna Mam Anurag sir ki wife hai…, lekin wo is method se Bajaj sir ki wife hai ya nahi ye confusion hai mujhe…)

And after Chandru’s explanation , Debu Da fall unconscious and fall on the ground with a thud!

Story No: 57

Originally posted by: rmahi25

Bajaj: One soundproof honeymoon suite(warna ye fir yaaha chikh chikhar baat karegi aur kahaniya sunaegi). *smiles*

Manager: *coughs coughs*... sir would you prefer the corner room *grins*.

Bajaj: What the $#$@@ he thinks of himself! (in his mind) *smiles *!

He rubs his nose continuously which turned red due to jetlag and signals Prerna to proceed towards their suite. But the manager keeps on grinning due to his wild thoughts.*just like you guys*

Manager: Would you like to have anything Maa'm?

Bajaj: NOOoooo, Thanks.

Prerna: Areyy aise kaise??? Aapko Zukham ho gya hai pehle aap medicine lelo fir...

Bajaj: Main vo khud le Aaunga, Aap pehle room mein chaliye.

Prerna started screaming Aapki toh aadat hi hai meri baato ka ansuna krne ki and bleh....bleh...bleh...Bajaj rolled his eyes and whispered *fir shuru ho gyi! accha hai kisi ko hindi nhi aati* while the manager was noticing them.

Bajaj: Fine! Hotel ke management staff le aaenge.

Prerna: NOOooo. Unhe pata hai aapko konsa medicine pasand hai??

Bajaj: Pasand nhi prefer.

Prerna: Jhooth. Aap Khudko President samjhte hai isliye jo aapko convenient aur jiska taste accha lage aap uss medicine ko prefer krte.

Bajaj closed his eyes regretting why the hell on this planet he chose to marry this insane woman.

Prerna: Mr.Manager can you guide me to the nearest medical store. I need to pick some stuffs for my husband otherwise he will ruin my stay over here. *crushing her teeth while eyeing Bajaj*

Manager: Madam, Tell us. One of our team member would buy that.

Prerna: Aap pagal hai kyaa?? I said naa I will buy myself for him . He is just like a kid in that case he "prefers" (emphasized greatly on that word) different flavours everytime and drives me insane. I always stick to one flavor which we both like but nooo he thinks himself as the president do whatever he likes to and in the end who has to suffer??? Me????!!!! *Bajaj widens his eyes as he sees the crew members as well as the Manager grinning . He understands that they're understanding the stuff in the wrong context.*

Bajaj : You guys are thinking wrong she doesn't mean to say that !!*making weird expressions.*

Prerna: Don't make weird expressions , This is exactly my condition after having those crazy flavour stuffs.

Bajaj tries to sush her but Alas!!! He picks her up in his arms while she is busy doing chikchik and proceed towards the lift....After listening to her continuous chi-chik he screams *I have it! Okay I have it !!!! And that's your favourite one,fine.*

Bajaj: Ab aap chup ho jaiye warna mein pagal ho jaunga.

Prerna: Kya sacchiii?? Tab thik hai mujhe bhi Jetlag feel ho raha hai waise bhi...Accha Mr.Bajaj rukiye ek second.

Bajaj: Ab kya hai? *says annoyingly*

Prerna started shouting Mr. Manager don't worry in that regard he have it and that too the flavour I *prefer*.

All the management member Shows her thumbsup and says -

Alles Gute. Genießen Sie Ihren Tag sowie Ihre Nacht Mr. und Mrs. Bajaj

(All the Best. Enjoy your day and Night Mr. and Mrs. Bajaj) to which Prerna says surely,100% while Bajaj inhaled deeply thinking She is 100% insane . And he softly mumbled *Yet I would "prefer" the term Cute for you Mrs. Bajaj *

Prerna: Kuch kaha aapne ?

Bajaj: Haan. Hum room tak pohach gye hai. To aap ab utariega yaa fir koi aur *preference* hai aapki?

Prerna: Main khudko President samjhne wale ki Biwi hoon. Yaha nhi uthrungi ab direct bed par hi rakhungi apne paer. So * I prefer the bed as my only and only preference.*

Hearing her reply made them smile, together , for the first time.

Story No: 58

Originally posted by: MISTInew

Hope you guys like my second Ficlet on PreRish.

The scene starts with Rishabh sitting on the couch with his laptop. He is too engrossed in work.

Prerna tells from the restroom,' Mr. Bajaj!'

Reply comes, ' Hmm.'

'Bed par towel hai, zara dijiye na!' says Prerna.

Rishabh replies, 'Hmm.'

He hands her the towel.

Prerna comes out of the washroom a little later.

She asks, ' Aaj lunch mein chicken khayenge?'

The workaholic senior Bajaj replies,' Hmm.'

Now, Prerna gets irritated.

She thought,' Sirf hmm and hmm. Disgusting!'

She gets a plan in her brain to trick and tease her husband.

'Rishab, ek baat puchoon?'

Hmm. Puchiye.'

Prerna innocently asks, ' Aap mujhe pyar nhi karte hai na?'

Rishab, not realising what she said, replied, 'Hmm.'

Prerna chuckled.

She faked anger and asked,' Toh main hamesha ke liye Maike Chali jaun bacchon ke saath?'

Rishabh replied, 'Hmm.'

Then he realised what he said.

Prerna yelled, 'Kukki! Prem! Kasak! Pack your bags!'

She was trying to hide her smile.

Rishabh made a puppy face and said, 'Sorry'.

But Prerna didn't melt.

But Rishab being Rishabh, pecked her lips, melting her.

In return, Prerna gave her famous smile.

And their intimate moment was witnessed by their children, who were at the door.

Kasak - 'How romantic!'

Prem- ' Looks like a Hollywood movie!'

Kukki- Shut your eyes you two!

Scene ends with Kukki dragging her siblings away while Rishabh praises the 'blushing face' of his wife.

I myself don't know what I wrote.

Do tell me how it is.

Story No: 59

Originally posted by: MISTInew

Bajaj ke lautne ke khabar mein mere dimaag me Yeh pulao pak rha tha.

# Pulao story.

Prerna- 'Aapne Yeh theek nhi kya, Mr. Bajaj?"

'Kya theek nhi kya?' asked a surprised Bajaj, cuddling the infant Prem close to his chest.

'Aapke aate hi Prem mera godh chor kar aap ke paas aao gya.'

'Apne Papa Ko bohot pyaar karta hai Prem, hai na Baby?' Rishabh cooed in a baby like voice.

'Hmph...' Prerna frowned.

Suddenly there was a sound of 'Shhh' which the parents heard and Rishabh felt something warm on his chest.

He looked at the smiling child, laughing Prerna and frowned.

Rishabh-'Yeh kya Kiya tumne, Prem! Papa ke upar sussu kar diya?

Prerna laughed and said, 'Yeh hai aapke bete ka aapke liye pyaar ki nishani!

Story No: 60

Originally posted by: MISTInew

'Mom, lagta hai aaj humne kucch zyada hi shopping kar li.' said Kukki.

Kasak-! Kya baat hai! Mom, am I dreaming? Aaj meri shopaholic di khud bol rhi hai ki zyada hi shopping ho gyi hai? Waah!'

'Kasak!Ruk!

The elder sister tightened her grip on the bags and ran behind the younger, who, in the meantime had raced to the entrance door of the Bajaj Mansion.

Smiling, Prerna followed her daughters.

'Mom!'

Prerna ran inside the house hearing the shrieks of her daughters.

She entered the house and asked, 'Kya hua, Kukki and Kasak? Chillaye Kyun ?'

'Look at the floor,Mom' replied Kasak.

The mistress of the Bajaj Mansion was stunned to see the whole house messy.

The hall, study, living room, kitchen, dining room and even the corridors were messy.

The Junior-Senior Bajaj duo were standing their with their head hung down.

Kasak- Mera vase! Toot Gaya!

Kukki asked, 'Mera pocket mirror kisne toda?'

Prerna - 'Yeh Sab kaise hua? Prem, Rishabh, Yeh sab kya hai ? '

Realising that the men won't say anything, Prerna yelled, 'Chandu!'

The faithful servant came running at his Mistress's call.

'Chandu, Yeh Tandav kaise hua?'

Hesitating at first, Chandu replied, 'Maam, Sir aur Prem baba football Khel the ghar mein. Yeh Sab un dono ne Kiya. Prem...'

'Kaka, chup kariye Please!'

Prerna showed her palm to her son and said, 'You shut up instead, Prem! Chandu, Carry on.'

'Kukki beti ka Mirror and Kasak beti ka vase Prem baba me toda hai.'

Chandu fled away from there, after earning an angry glance from Rishabh.

Prem thought of a way to escape from the slaps of Kukki and the perfect karate kicks and punches of Kasak.

Prerna burst out at husband and son, 'Apka Umar bohot dino pehle half century kar Chuka hai. Yaad hai aapko? Aur tum Prem, pura din toh padhte bhi ho, saal bhar complaints aate hai tumhare college se .Aapne Papa Ko ungliyon pe Matt nachao!'

'Par Papa toh aapke isharon aur ungliyon par nachte hain!'

Rishabh and Kasak chuckled softly and Kukki facepalmed.

Prerna's face was red.

She twisted her son's ears and said to Kukki,

' Kukki, aaj se Prem ka football and phone tumhare paas rahega.'

Later it is seen that The two Bajaj men are cleaning the house with Poor Chandu. Kasak is seen instructing them.

Prerna is seen sitting on the sofa.

Kukki, a software engineer, goes through everything of Prem's phone.

The scene ends with Kukki showing Prem and others a girl's pic on his mobile and asking, 'Yeh "Mukti" Kaun hai? Aur uska photo tere phone ke gallery mein Kyun hai?'

Story No: 61

Originally posted by: MISTInew

....

# Pulao story

'Mrs. Bajaj!' Rishabh said with a huge grin on his face when he saw her enter their room. His facial expressions immediately changed into a horrified one when he saw a glass of 'karela ka juice' in her hand.

The ruthless, inhumane business tycoon hated bitter gourd juice to the core.

Prerna said sweetly, 'Mr. Bajaj, Yeh peelijiye please.'

'Nahi Peeunga. Main bara ho gya hoon. Main baccha nhi hoon. Main Yeh sab nhi peeunga.'

'Ok baba. Aap bare hai na, toh bacchon ki tarah nakhre matt dikhaye.'

'Nhi peunga main karele ka juice. Yuck!'

'Aap ek 4 saal ke bacche ki tarah tantrums kar the hain. Aap toh next year half century karenge, yaad hai?'

Faking anger, Rishabh asked, 'Kabhi bolti ho ki main bara hoon, kabhi kehti ho baccha hoon. Can you please tell me what I am?'

Prerna forcefully made him finish the contents of the whole glass in one go and said, 'Aap adolescent hain, samjhe?

She goes away from there, leaving a speechless and confused Rishabh Bajaj behind.

Story No: 62

Originally posted by: MISTInew

The Bajaj family is in hall of Bajaj Mansion.

The workaholic Bajaj is busy with his laptop as always, where as the mother-son- daughter trio are watching TV, much to Rishabh's disgust.

'Kya tum dono room mein jakar TV nhi dekh sakte ho?'

'Nhi, nahi jayenge hum. Aap Ko problem hai toh aap jayye.' an irritated Prerna replied.

But, her husband didn't go. Well, how can he stay away from his pregnant wife? Un dono ka khayal Kaun rakhega?

It was th time of the disgusting commercial ad.

Prerna showed a gown to her daughter and asked, ' Kukki, Yeh gown kitna Sundar hai na? Main kaisi lagungi?'

'Acchi Ma.' replied Kukki.

Prem has acquired the wits of his dad.

He replied, ' Aap moti hogyi ho, Ma.'

Prerna frowned at her 7 year old son and replied, 'Woh toh tumhara baby sister mere andar hai na, isiliye. Jab woh bahar aa jayegi toh wapas slim ho jaungi.'

Prerna chuckled and said, ' But you were fat even after Prem's Birth.'

'Kya Karun, ek gadhe ka gadha beta mere andar thana, usko cushion chahiye tha paida hone se pehle!'

Kukki burst out laughing while the dad-son duo frowned.

Story No: 63

Originally posted by: Aavnii

Prerna was in very bad mood when she left Bajaj Mansion and now was in Sharma niwas… , when doorbell rings…

Shivani: Dii bhar Jiju aye hai… , agar aap khe to andar le ayu…

P: koii jaroorat nahi hai, keh de Mr. Mehra ko ghar bula le aaj se whi inke sath rhenge…

RB who was listening everything, slowly entered the house,and greets the family with his small smile…

All left the place for him to manoifying his wife…

RB: Prernaa…, mera wo matlab nahi tha…

P: to kya matlab tha apka…

@Flashback

P: Mr. Bajaj, mai Maa ke paas chli jyu kuch dino ke liye…

RB: haa , jaiye na… aura ram se rehkar ayigaa..

Prerna who expected him to stop her was surprised!

P: But, fir apko subha kon uthayega, aap late ho jaya karoge…

RB: Arey! Mehra hai na, wo call karke utha diya karenge…

P: aur apka lunch, wo kese time par aap tak pahuchega..

RB: Don’t worry about that, Mehra ko meri eating habits ke bare mai sab pta hai, he will manage…

And he has Mehra as an answer for her every question…

By now, Prerna was red in anger …

P: to jakar le aiye Mr. Mehra ko is ghar mai , mai maa ke ghar ja rahi hu…

And left the confused Mr. Bajaj, who was trying to assuring her that she can stay with her mother without taking any tension of him… , but lagta hai kuch ulta hi ho gya …

@Flashback Ends

RB: I was trying ki aap meri tension liye bina yha aram se time spend kare, but sab ulta hi ho jata hai…

As she saw his sad face, her anger flew away…, but she decides to tease him…

P: But , ab jab Mehra hai to mai fr ghar kyu ayu….

RB: because, Mehar ki awaz subha subha bhut irritate karti hai, and he always order tasteless food, and….

P: And…..

He comes close to her… and held her by her waist and pulled towards himself…

RB: Mai aapse pyar karta hu Mehra se nahi!

And she blushed….

Their Moment broke by others who by now was standing behind doors….

RB: chale!

P: kha…

RB : Ghar…

Before she could answer his phone rang..

RB : Haa, Mehra bolo…

All others hit their forehead with their hand and Prerna was fuming in anger again.., while Rishabh was looking between his phone and her with a sorry face!

Story No: 64

Originally posted by: MISTInew

Hey guys, I am back with another Khayali Pulao story.

# Khayali Pulao story. # Partially Based on a real life incident.

For dear Oppo.

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'I bet, aap kuch bhi cook nhi kar sakte hain.'

Said Prerna, feeding Prem.

' Don't underestimate Bajaj, Mrs. Prerna Rishabh Bajaj!'

'Accha? To jaldi se mere liye milk tea Bana ke layye.'

'Ok!' said Rishabh, with a big smile plastered on his face.

His smile immediately faded away when Prerna said, 'No help from Chandu, Cook Book or YouTube. Make tea alone if you can.'

'Aap mujhe challenge kar rhi hain? Okay, challenge accepted.' said Rishabh and stormed out of the room, leaving a chuckling Prerna behind.

10 mins later, Rishab enters their room with a cup and the famous smile on his face.

A shocked Prerna looks at her husband with praise and pride.

Rishabh sits on his knees in front of her and hands her the cup.

As soon as she takes the first sip, she spits out on her husband's face.

He wipes his face and asks, 'Yeh kya hai?'

Prerna said angrily, ' Yeh toh mujhe puchna hai! Milk powder ki jagah atta Dala Kyun?'

Rishabh innocently replied, 'tea pot ke paas joh jar tha, Wahi toh milk powder ka jar hai!'

'Jee nhi, woh atte ka jar hai.'

Kukki, who was a silent spectator to all this, facepalmed.

Do tell me how it is.

Story No: 65

Originally posted by: MISTInew

# Khayali Pulao.

Imaginary Insta Post.

FIRST POST...

In this pic, Prerish are enjoying their cold drink with one glass, two straws.

Here are the comments.

ShivSha4U(Shivani) - How romantic!

DarlingBetiTV(Tanvi)- Awesome. BTW, poora glass toh Rishabh ne hi khatam kar diya!

Vene3(Veena)- Mere bacchon Par kisiki nazar na lag zaye. Aur waise bhi, Public mein yeh stunt karna chahiyatha kya?

Prerish.Fans- Kab se yeh dekna chahte thay humlog!

SmartguyMS(Mahesh)- Candid pic. But ek aur glass nhi Mila kya?

KukkiRB1(Kukki)- Koyi meri bhi tareef karo!!! Maine kitni mehnat ki unka photo kheechne mein!

Jamaino1(Anupam) - Nivedita, kuchh seekho inse! Kya pose hai!

LadydonNivi(Nivedita) - Awesome! Kya seekhun, Anupam @Jamaino1? Tum seekho instead!

SweetSharda( ShardaMausi)- Aao Ghar wapas. Kaala teeka lagwana parega. And, iss thand mein koyi cold drink Peeta hai kya?

MohiniB( Mohini) - Mere Onu ka satyanash karne Yeh dono romance kar rhe hain? Yuck!

NikaGirl1(Komolika)- Mujhe bankrupt karke Yeh dono maze kar the hai? Waah!

HeartbrokenAnuB(Anurag) :- (No comment)

Post objected and reported.

Mistiara77 (Me)- I can do nothing but stare at you two. Aww, how romantic!!!

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