SS - KS Chatterboxes Pt 4 Apr24 pg 1

So anyone interested in what happens in the chat thread...then read on.

KS Chatterboxes

henna: "Hi guys! Wasup!"

hani: "Hi"

tropa; "Hi Henzy."

mitu: "Hi! I am feelin so sad guys."😭

henna: "What's up mitu? Can I help?"

mitu: "I hate that meera. 😡That witch she almost killed my little atharva."😭

henna: "I know but mitu don't worry bani is going to come and kill that witch."

nir: "hi guys! Mitu why u sad."

mitu: "oh that Meera...."

nir: "I know. I hate KS, I not gonna watch anymore."😔

henna: "yipeeeeeeeeeeeee...guys man u won 6/4 against arsenal. My bro is gonna be so mad.😡 He likes arsenal."

tropa: "who's man u?"

henna: "oops sorry guys, forgot u not in uk. Manchester United, the best football team in the world."😍

tropa: "Hey I bet they can't beat Calgary stampeders...they are the best."

henna: "I am talking about american football, football here means soccer."

tropa: "duh. Anyone wants mehndi done. I am putting some on my friend."

mitu: "i am next tropa. I love mehndi. I can't remember last time I had mehndi done."

hani: "I can do mehndi. Wanna me to do urs mitu."

nir: "hani u can do me. Oh my dad wants me to make him some soup. Mom's not too good."

henna: "what's a big deal! Open a can nuke it in the micro."🤓

nir: "No dad doesn't eat anything out of tins or packets. He wants fresh stuff."😔

henna: "oh, I'll see if I can google it for u. I am bored as is."

mitu: "I have to make khichdi. My mom's gone out and she told me to make khichdi. Anyone know how. I don't know how to cook. I can make kraft dinner."

tropa: "hehehe...I don't know how to cook either. Hani do u know how to make khichdi?"

hani: "nope. I am going to pizza hut for dinner."

mitu: "can i come?"

hani: "sure but first guys i have to go to my tuition. I hate tuition. I don't know why I have to go."

tropa: "but I thought u just came back from tuition."

hani: "I did but that was something else. I have 3 different tuition."

tropa: "awwww I feel bad for you."

mitu: "hey guys u forgot my problem."

tropa: "kya?"

mitu: "khichdi."

tropa: "go ask kantadi, she's a mom, she knows how to cook."\

mitu: "does anyone know she is online?"

nir: "Yeah, she is on. I just saw her post an update. I don't like her ff, she killed Bani in her ff."

tropa: "ohhh I love her ff. She is going to kill Meera in it. Don't we all want Meera chopped, hammered and turned into mincemeat."

mitu: "I want Meera to be burned and thrown off just like she did Bani. But I want her to end up as big splat on the rock, dead."

henna: "Mitu, u such a sweet girl but u are so violent."

mitu: "only at meera. She makes me puke. She steal my JW from Bani. I don't want anyone near my baby but Bani."

tropa: "don't worry mitu, after the 16 year leap, it's gonna be JB all the way."

hani: "i am back guys. What did I miss?"

henna: "nothing hani. Just meera crap."

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KS Chatterbox Part 2

nir: "n1 around?"

tropa: "i am, just dozing for a sec."

mitu: "Hi Nir. I am so sad."

nir: "Owww. Whats up?"

mitu: "they gonna show that meera sleepin with JW."

nir: "when...how come I missed that post. Let me have a quick look."

tropa: "i don't think they gonna do that. She going to be killed before leap."

mitu: "i hope so. tropa no good song to cheer me up."

henz: "I know. By my fav guy, Himesh. I am gonna post a link."

hani: "mitu here's a song for you. It's Atif Aslam:
Pehli nazar mein kaisa jaadoo kar diya
tera ban bhaita hai mera jiya
jaane kya hoga kya hoga kya pata
is pal ko milke aa jeele zara


henz: "tada here you go mit. http://youtube.com/watch?v=roonnWF_ATw&feature=related

nir: "yuck! now me cryin too mitu."

henz: "oh ***** the tv is on blink. brb. gotta fix it for the update.'

tropa: "im hungry? anyone got somethin to eat?"

hani: "i got leftover pizza from my trip to pizzahut. I can send it over."

tropa; "what kind? veg?"

hani: "sowie, its non-veg."

tropa: "now i really want pizza."

mitu: "here tropa your pizza. "

henz: "Im back. Hmmm pizza. Can i have some tropa? I can squeeze in a slice before the update."

mitu: "hani i loved the song. Henz I don't want u to do the update."

Henz: "Why not? It only a serial. It's not real life and JW don't know meera is evil."

mitu: "i don't care. I don't want to see him sleepin with the witch."

Henz: "ok guys gotta go and do me duty now. be back in half an hour."

nir: "mitu u still here."

mitu: "sigh! what else is there to do. I don't wanna read the update."

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KS Chatterbox 3

mitu: "Hi shoba di."

sheena: "hi mits. whats up?"

mitu: "I wanna get married and have a baby before 1 year."

sheena: "What!"

piku: "did I hear a bache say she wants to get married?"

sheena: "If any of you bahces get married before 21, guess what? Mamta is going to come after you with belan."

piku: "Listen to Di, she knows what she is talking about. No getting married before finishing your degree."

mitu: "Di when did you get married?'

sheena: "At eighteen, but I had already got my degree by then. I was a smart cookie."

mitu: "Awwww, di not fair. You can get married young and not me."

sheena: "I had to get married as jiju was running away to America and I didn't want him getting chased by miniskirted American gals. So got my daddy to fix him up with me before he went."

tropa: "So cool di. Just like KS."

sheena: "No not like KS. It was his daddy and my daddy's wish to get us both hooked up."

mitu: "Oh that is so sweet. I wanna get married now."

Mamta: "No mits. I am going to ask nir to keep her dragon eyes on you."

mitu: "no fair."

sheena: "Gotta go and feed jiju."

nir: "Di where you going? Let jiju fend for himself."

sheena: "Hi nir. No huns a way to man's heart is through his stomach."

nir: "No. I am gonna make sure I marry someone who knows how to make rice, rote, sabzi. I am not slaving on a hot stove."

sheena: "Good luck nir. When you find him, let me know."

mitu: "I have an idea. We should write a book about what we want in a guy...especially Indian guy."

nir: "I want one who knows how to cook."

tropa: "I want one that knows how to do mehndi. Then I will always have mehndi on both my hands."

piku: "No talking about guys. None of you are allowed any where near guys until you are holding that degree in your hand."

nir: "oh mamta, chill we are going to write a book about what we want in guys. Mamta what do want in a guy you marry."

piku: "I will make a lambha list and get back to you. Make sure you leave few pages for my ideal guy."

mitu: "I going make a note of that, mamta to supply her lists of essential qualities of a perfect man."

nir: "mits, he doesn't have to be perfect, just hot and sexy, knows how to cook and clean."

mitu: "Oh! I want one who wants a to be daddy by end of first year."

nir: "Shut up about babies. No one is having babies until after 25. Gotta enjoy life first."

henz: "hi all. I am here. Couldn't sleep. All that icecream I had last night's given me bad throat."

mitu: "u need a doctor. Where's rooj? She is studying to be a doctor."

henz: "No doc. I will just get me nana to make me some home medicine."

mitu: "henz when u gettin married?"

henz: "never gettin married. Too much hassle looking after them. Only one I would even look it if he was computer geek, then I can order him to fix all me techie glitches instead of having to bribe my bro."

nir: "we gonna a write a book, two books, mit and me. One of what we want in a guy and other Shobadi's life story."

henz: "good luck guys, count me out. I hate writing, but if need pic, I am ur gal."

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KS Chatterbox 4

ravimalhotra: "Ghantees bajaye meri pyari behnas….mangobhai is here."

henz: "where's our rakhi money bro…still trying to dupe someone on ebay to buy your stuff. Got anty bids yet?"

ravimalhotra: "kya hennaben, daya karo apne pyari bhaiye pe. Maine vada kiya haina before next rachis all my sisters will be loaded with my rakhi tofas."

divan: "Hello mango, kanta masi bhi hai yahaan."

Ravimalhotra: "Yikes hello kanta di…better watch what I say now?"

divan: "freedom of speech mango is allowed. You can preach whatever you want. Am ready to listen with open mind."

henz: "hehehehe masi? I am goin to call u masi now."

divan: "Henz call me di, kanta, divan, aunty, masi, chachi etc…doesn't bother me as I have nephews and nieces that are older than me."

Bugs: "Ta da I'm back for 2 min and then I gotta to do homework, got exam tomorrow."

Henz: "what song are you listenin to Tanu?"

Bugs: "Hi mangobhai. I don't know somethin's blastin on my laptop."

Henz: "give me a line or two of the song and see if I can name the guy who sings it."

Ravimalhotra: "Ghantees Tanu. Go and study and then come back and chat."

Bugs: "I don't know what the guy is singin…too fast. Mangobhai I have to eat first before studying…I am hungry. What did you eat henz?"

Henz: "me nan made some kheer again."

Bugs: "send some over…I luv kheer. Oh now I want some badly."

Nir: "Hi all. What's cookin?"

Bugs: "hi nir. Kheer…henzy nan made some kheer and now I want some."

Nir: "me hungry too, but mom's not home and too lazy to make meself food. Hey henz send some of your nan's kheer over."

Yousha: "hi1 I am back for tuition. I just heard this lyrics and now its all I can think about it and KS.

Janni kya mila yeh naseeb
janni kya mila yeh naseeb

zindagi sey ab yeh kaho
kay ghum hooa kyun saza

zindagi sey ab yeh kaho
kay ghum hooa kyun saza

Nir: Hi hani. What's cookin?

Yousha: 'Nothin…I think we are going out again."

Nir: "where to? Not pizza again?"

Yousha: "Nah…I don't know…dad's deciding."

Henz: "Don't you cook in the house hani. It seems u eat out all the time."

Yousha: "what to do? Too many people in the house all wanting different things."

Henz: "Do all you chachas and chachis etc live with you?"

Yousha: "yeah. Asians have large families."

Henz: "LOL my family must be odd than, it's only me, me mum, bro and nan. Nice and small."

nir: "anyone want chai? I am goin to make some."

Ravimalhotra: "nirbehna I am always ready for chai. God Bless."

Nir: "Ghantees mangobhai. One chai coming up, till then ghantees bajeyai raho. Mangobahi next you make channa and roti, make extra for me."

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nice summary of our convo Di 😛

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U must cont. I loved it. It was great. I got, so many issues Di. This is amazin. Henna is really a geek, she knows 2 much. Hehehe. Loved it Di... do u know how 2 cook it no 1s tellin me, hehehe. Cont. soon.

ya right. i m with Mitdi
Kanta di u hv to cont this 1 😉
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Kanta di i knw how to cook and true i hate tutions i have 2 tutions nt 3 and i simply hate mehndi
Hehehe by the way di where are ur dialogues hehehe

oh god!!!! 🤣 🤣 half of the replies have hi,,, 🤣

nice summary...

hang on... did u tell them how to make khichdi?

Abhi that's how their conversation starts, "hi" and I think she wanted to know how to make vegetable soup and I did give a reciepe for that.

Kanta dear in one weekend you make me cry with sadness AND cry with laughter. 👏 👏 👏

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How accurate!! LOL!

hey kantu di..
awesome ff..
but only one problem.. actually two..
i dont cook at all..
i dont know how to make soup.. i cant.. even my roti's round.. hehe

and.. i love ur ff's and u saying that i dont like ur.. ff
that makes me sad.. i am crying now..u know that

continue soon please