🤢Today's episode was SO STOOOOOOPID!!! 😕 I feel like my IQ is in the single digits after being succumbed to JJKN or whatever show it is I watch b/w 9:30PM & 10:00PM on SET. 🤢
1) Please...please...PLEASE...for the sake of my sanity & my water bill, I PLEAD you to somehow get rid of PERVERTlal. I can't take him anymore. I see him on my screen for a split second & I shudder...& now recently he's been getting more airtime...& I have to shower every time!!! 😭
2) The FIRST scene made me want to vomit. PERVMAN looks like he's head over heels in dirty lust with JassiCeha. As if he's never seen a woman before!? Dude, you see Khatra Khatri every day...why don't you leer @ her nastiness for once? AND DO IT IN PRIVATE SO I DON'T HAVE TO SEE YOUR DROOL!!! 😡
3) If I have to hear that man say "UNCHEE CHEEZ" or "UNCHEE" ANYTHING for that matter ANY MORE, I will personally make sure that he reaches the "UNCHEE"-est of places ASAP!!! Please tell me that no one really talks like that. PERVMAN seems as though it's his show...what a twist (Isn't that what the makers call these things/people?). "TUM JAISE LAKHO HAI PAR, PERVERT JAISA KOI NAHIN!!!" *Applause, cheer, whistle, yay!* 🤢
4) Mallika Seth-Suri. How much more pathetic are you willing to become? And exactly HOW high class do you think you really are? You don't have your company, you don't have your family, & you don't have your man. That poor lady who works @ the Suris has more class, love, & self-respect than you can ever hope to have. And seriously, if you're SO on your high horse with the "naukars", then why do you still address her as "aap"??? And by the way, that blue thingy that you were telling her was still dusty? It's ugly. It looks like a fancy urn...perhaps for the ashes of your dignity. You shouldn't bother cleaning it. Just throw it away! 😆
5) The one saving grace of the episode was Mr. Purshottam Suri. You go homie! Dear Puru put "Molly" in her place...although I wish he'd put her in her REAL place...a self-help, self-esteem, self-respect clinic for women! 😕
6) Ohhh Aryan. Who ever knew that you were omniscient? Less than 24 hours back in India & you know the happenings of everyone, everywhere...specifically JassiCeha. I wonder though, if you knew as much about Gulmohur, then would you really have the time to find Jasmeety? Plus, if you already know who is where & who isn't ANYWHERE, then why are you wasting your money on a detective? As vasamv said, me, Lash, or JP will do it for free...actually, I won't. I want a closetful of shoes in return...might as well get SOMETHING out of watching this show! 😉
7) Ah, Aryan's super-detective. He's the biggest idiotic imbecile around. He stared @ JassiCeha's picture as if it were written in heiroglyphics & he was the only one on Earth who was able to decipher the code. Dude, it's just a snapshot...it doesn't hold any hidden meaning unless you want to know her dress designer or hair or makeup artist. Or unless you want to find that stray boogie in her nose! 🤢
8) Khatra Khatri is an insult to all Gujaratis. I'm ashamed to have to think of her as one of my own. I'd give up all the dhokla in the world just to have her be off of my television...& I kinda like dhoklas, you know? 😭 As for her "old is gold" comment, I was crying just like Ket...only I was crying because "old is gold" seemed to have missed Mrs. K. Looks like the only cliche that got to her was "old is MOLD". 👎🏼
9) WELCOME BACK RAGHAV!!! Just in time to romance Ms. Identity Crisis/Captain Obvious. Seriously, if this CJ wannabe gets ANYWHERE with Captain Obvious in the romance department, I'll send myself to an institution. NOOO, not because I think the plot is ridiculous (DUH), but because if Jasmeet Walia can have @ least FOUR men love her TRULY, then I'm doing something wrong in life!!! 😲
10) I'd also like to know why JassiCeha says "Sit" to her class as if they're a bunch of overgrown puppies. Will they not listen without the hand gestures? Do they need help in knowing which direction to sit? 😕 Will you give them treats after they obey? And by the way, what's with that old school Jassi/Armaan music playing in the background when her senior citizen students give her that board (which, by the way, I believe I made in 3rd grade)? Is that a romantic gesture from the class to Neha Ma'am? If so, please call the headmaster & complain...oh wait, just kidding...he'll probably just want in on the action!
11) I love how all of a sudden, JassiCeha remembered the date of the school's inception. I'm glad that she knew the school's history after a week...I wonder when she'll remember her own...😳
12) The scene w/PERVMAN & KK in the office when JassiCeha comes in was a lovely test for PERVERTlal...looks like he's now confused whether to hate her & be on KK's side or just go for it & molest her as he's wanted to from the beginning. Make up your mind dude...either way, you're not long-term so it doesn't really matter. Hope your resumees are all sent out...I hear SONY's looking for yet ANOTHER Kkusum...I think you fit the bill. 😃
13) The li'l boy who gets lost is really cute. Too bad he had to share screentime with JO-ke. The scene was reminiscent of when Jassi was looking for Rohan in Ali Bag. "ROHAN!!!!" "RAHUL!!!" Yeah...whatever. 🤔
14) Speaking of JO-ke. She said, "Aaj tak St. Lawrence mein sirf Jo jeeti aa rahi hai." Ummmm...okieee...that's cool...exactly HOW LONG have you been in school, lady? One must graduate @ some point, correct? No wonder I kept thinking that you were having a mid-life crisis. You're really 42 going on 3. 😕
15) Ahhh finally, my LOVE OF ALL LOVES, RHEA. Why, oh, why are you an idiot? Please. Someone tell me. I want to know why your IQ is in the negative arena? As for Rhea's flashback on Aryan's plan...ummm, crazy lady? You OVERHEARD him speaking to his sister, you didn't SEE him...so how do you know his facial expressions in your flashback??? Ohhhh, don't tell me...you're so stupid that you confused your crush on ARMAAN SIR with ARYAN SIR & now you don't have any control over whose face comes into your head??? Yeah, right. 😕 As for you saving your Jassi Ma'am & Armaan Sir whose relationship you almost ruined (don't worry, Pink Chadds took care of business), IT CAN ONLY HAPPEN IF YOU STOP TALKING TO YOURSELF, GET ON A TRAIN, & BUST A MOVE!!! (If there was a "SLAP ON THE HEAD" emoticon here, I'd insert it!) Dreaming about being SuperGirl is NOT making it happen...I mean, Aryan already beat you to it. But oh well, it's not like you were known for your brains anyway...more often, I remember you for your incessant right eyed wink, orange hair, & that giant WING that you call side bangs (aka fringe). 😵
Sheeshhhh...I end this with an advertisement:
WHO: Sid
WHAT: Lost my sanity.
WHERE: Monday through Thursday. 9:30PM - 10:00PM. Sony Entertainment Television.
WHEN: August 5th, 2005 onwards.
WHY: Because the INANE, IMBECILE, ILLOGICAL, IRRATIONAL story/plotlines have become viruses that have corroded my once plentiful brain cells.
IF FOUND: Please PM me @ Sidlum.
Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-THAT'S ALL FOLKS! 🤗
Sid
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CID
