Things I did to get Laid (by ASR) *updatedwa - Page 10

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Scared the shit out of her in the hopes she'd jump on me.

And it worked (Y)

Whoa!

my week end suddnly seems 2 be fun,reading ths post! 😆

Awesum points!

Arnie wl remain a perpetual virgin..(tho,i stl feel tht he had alrdy got laid with sm1 bck in harvard.. 😉 )

And khushi..
well..
'Package sent frm above,returnd unopend..'

Thts al,i cn say abt her 😆

You know you can never get anything done as long as your living in that mad house.

Great post! Hilariouse! You should bring this one to the attention of Dogra! HE will surly show it to Barun and probably GH, who should get the irony and sarcasm! (hope he knows what those are!) LOL


Yup ASR mere yaar, it will difficult for you to get ANY in THIS lifetime in that Zoo you live in with Snake, Rudali and Manorama Mami! Get out and NEVER look back!


Move to Sydeny with Khushi and start expanding your business there! You might just get laid! Lol

Originally posted by: tia.o

Awesome post as usual... Here's my suggestion for Arnavji's Chotey...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-sxSd1uwoU

Lately you've been stuck imagining

What you wanna do

And what we all think

'Tis Time for you to get a blow *ahem*

(Hint: Exchange ahem with synonym for work)...

Be a little inappropriate

'Cause you know that everybody's thinking it

When you stare at Khushi's butt...

Shame on you

To need release

You have to think of Di...

You wanna go all the way

Taking your *ahem* tonight

You wanna get to the dirt

Visual got running through my mind, whoa

(Hint: Replace *ahem* with the F-word... For teeny boopers, yes it's Fun)...

Lately your family got you all tied up

There's a countdown waiting for you to erupt

Time to get the hell out

You've been told what you should do with "it"...

You both keep yourselves inside the room...

And keep your Di locked out

Shame on you

To need release

You need permission from Di...

You wanna go all the way

Taking your *ahem* tonight

You wanna get to the dirt

Visual got running through my mind, whoa

Originally posted by: Smitz_LIGHTS999

Whoa!

my week end suddnly seems 2 be fun,reading ths post! 😆

Awesum points!

Arnie wl remain a perpetual virgin..(tho,i stl feel tht he had alrdy got laid with sm1 bck in harvard.. 😉 )

And khushi..
well..
'Package sent frm above,returnd unopend..'

Thts al,i cn say abt her 😆

Originally posted by: IshqSufiyana

You know you can never get anything done as long as your living in that mad house.

Originally posted by: MrDarcyfan

Great post! Hilariouse! You should bring this one to the attention of Dogra! HE will surly show it to Barun and probably GH, who should get the irony and sarcasm! (hope he knows what those are!) LOL


Yup ASR mere yaar, it will difficult for you to get ANY in THIS lifetime in that Zoo you live in with Snake, Rudali and Manorama Mami! Get out and NEVER look back!


Move to Sydeny with Khushi and start expanding your business there! You might just get laid! Lol

Originally posted by: CDlove

Poor Khushi what a waste!

and ofcourse he's had his fair share of it before...what do you think La was there for? 😉

I knw,ryt? 😆
Arnie had alrdy had his share f 'oo la la..' with La! 😆

Excellent post Hiru. Bechara ASR.