Caption wale photos and my interpretation
1) Check this out
M: Hey you check out this sofa. I just moved it from there to here. Do you like it?
AKT: Uhhh, it's the same sofa whytf are you showing me something that existed in my home for years?
T's: Loh aa gaya namoona jisne iss namooni se shaadi ki. Satyanash hone wala hain iss ghar ka. Sab log apni cheeze sambhal ke rakho warna yeh sare move kar degi.
2) Door opens and Really?
ASR: Oh god! Kis ghade ka mu dekh liya 🤓.
- Seriously ever since I have noticed it I can't unnotice it... the yellow foundation
3) Time to go
N: Okay, yeh aadmi paagal hain, main jaa rahi hoon.
Arp: Nahi maa remember GIRL POWER! Isne aisa kuch kiya na toh hum isse chappal se maarenge. Also hume yaha imlie ko bhi toh support karna hain, kyunki woh toh usse chappal se toh nahi maare gi. 🤣
4) Gonna sit here like a bawws
I: No no, main thik hoon mujhe toh yeh khoorsi bohot comfortable lag rahi hain.
Aisa mujhe bilkul nahi lag raha ke isse utha kar BS ke sar par maroo. BS tu bas akele milna mujhe aisa phodongi na main.
Nahi nahi, main thik hoon mujhe kisi ko bhi nahi marna, Jai sita maiyaa ki 🙏
5) Sitting like a real BAWWS
ASR: Girl PLZZZ!! THIS is how you sit like a boss and not give two shits😎. Kya bakwas dekhna pad raha hain 🤦♂️. Yeh dono anghooti dhondh rahe hain ya samboondar me moti? Ughhh can't believe I have to sit through this. Oh well at least yeh nonsense ke 50 lakhs toh mil rahe hain.
6) Eyebrow
ASR: Oh good riddance. Yeh ladki jab dekho shuru ho jati hain. Waise dialogue on point tha! Kisi ko bhi iss shadi main insterest nahi hain. Mujhe toh sirf apne money main interest hain. Lekin ab agar yeh shuru ho gayee hain matlab mujhe bhi uthna padega. Uff kya musibat hain🤦♂️, itna shtyle main baitha hoon😎, utha degi mujhe yeh.
7) STOP IT!
ASR: Dekha utha diya na. Yeh ladki kabhi chup nahi rehti. Now I gotta give a lamba chaudha bhashan.
ASR: Dude what did you just say, that my eyebrow decided to go up?
ASR: Seriously AKT stop talking, my eyebrow can only go up so many times in a day😉. Mere eyebrow ko upar jane ke liye tujhse paise wasool karoonga main😏. Itna kaam karwaya tune mere eyebrow se. Every raise ke 1 crore nikalunga. Yeh accha idea hain tu barbad bhi ho jayega aur mujhe paise bhi mil jayenge 🤣. HMMM 😈
ASR: OMG you made me smirk! 2 crore per smirk.
8) Shtyllee 😎
ASR: Okay imlie tumhare liye itna sara eyebrow raise aur smirk karna pada, ab style main ek saath exit karna mere saath samjhi. Aur aaj ke tamashe ka tumse main baadme badla lunga 😉
9) Buffet
ASR: Okay Imlie tum laptop chaloo karo aur kaam karo aur kuch nahi samjhi.
I: Okay sir, try karoongi 😏
ASR: Oh god is par phirse nazar rakhni padegi. Iss bar shayad nuclear bomb na phod de.
AKT: 🎼Mere hatoh mein nau nau chudiya hain zara khilado sajan majabooriya hain!
ASR: What THE??? 🤣🤣🎶 Main roun yaa hansoo karu mein kya karu?
Omg, my eyebrows.. 1 Crore. Yaasss moe eyebrow moe money 🤑
10) Hai hai mirchey uf uf mirchey 🔥🥵️
ASR: Ek minute maine Imlie par dhyan nahi diya kuch minto se. Kya kar rahi hain yeh ab?
ASR: yo why did you close the laptop? Oh SHIT yeh ab kuch karegi 🤦♂️
ASR: HUH? what are you reaching for?
N: Nahi beta kya kar rahi ho tum? Aru dekh na
ASR: Maa dekh hi toh raha hun. Pata nahi yeh janglee ab kya karegi?
ASR: Girl what you doin with those chillies?
ASR: Phoda! isne nuclear bomb phoda 🤦♂️. Crap this is not good.
I: Kyun Imliya kyun? Khane se pehle sochna chahiye tha, kitne teekhi hain yeh mirchi. Koi bachao mujhe in mirchiyo se🥵️. Mr. ABP pleazzz help !!
N: Koi roko isse, Aru kuch kar warna yeh saari mirchiye tujhe khilaoongi
Arp: Mujhe isse mirchi khate huye dekh kar to rona aa raha hain.
AKT: 🎶Tujhe mirchi lagi toh main kya karoon
ASR: wow kya tolerance hain. Dekhte hain kitna khati hain?
Nahi rokna chahiye warna maa mujhe yeh saari chilies khila degi
M: yeh loh aur mirchi khao. Bauhaut maza aa raha hain😛
I: hot hot hot hot hot, bad idea. Main thik hu.
ASR: The hell, yeh aur mirchi kaha se aayee? Yeh ghar hain ki mirchi ka bazar joh itni mirchi rakhte ho tum log😆. Issi liye itne tikhe hain yeh sab. Ab samajh aaya.
ASR: woman keep going, lets see you raise my brow one more time. How dare you make my girl cry? Itna barbad karoonga na ki sochti reh jaogi ki exactly mirchi lagi kisko.
11) Alright bas!
ASR: wow kalayee bohot choti hain tumhari, chalo lage haath measurement bhi le leta hoon 😉
(ALL DEM HAND ACTION 😎😉)
ASR: Sheesh tum bhi na
I: oh thank god. Kitna waqt laga diya rokne main? Tumhari complaint toh ab mein kakima se karrongi.
ASR: Enough, ek toh tumhe rok raha hoon upar se tum mujh par hi chadh rahi ho?
AKT: Oh who cares what those two are doing, main toh yeh biryani thusoonga, bohot acchi bani hain?
ASR: Deh diya na mujhe ghussa. Ab tujhe toh main nahi chodoonga Mrs. MAKT 🤣
ASR: Aur tum mujhe lag hi raha tha ke tum kuch ootpatang karne waali ho. Lekin ab kya karoo tumhe dard mein bhi toh nahi dekh sakta.
I: Toh rokna chahiye tha na. Itni saari mirhci khaane ke baad koi rokta hain kya?
ASR: Tumhare actions ka theka kya maine le kar rakha hain joh tum mujhe suna rahi ho?
ASR: Yeh mirchi mujhe de de thakoor
ASR: Aur ab main iss mirchi ko swag ke saath flip karke fek doonga, WATCH!😎
Arre tumne dekha nahi?
I: Yaha par jalan ho rahi hain aur tumhe tumhare swag ki padi hain.
I: Arre haath kyun chod diya. Pakad ke rakho warna phirse mirchi khani padega.
ASR: Are you kidding me? Puri zindagi pakad ke rakhoo kya to stop you from eating chillies?
12) Pani da rang
ASR: Ek minute yeh jug toh humara hain na? Yeh yaha kya kar raha hain?
ASR: This god-forsaken buffet has everything except something sweet. Toh tumhe paani se hi kaam chalana padega. Now Drink!

ASR: DRINK! I know bauhaut jalan ho rahi hogi. No worries baad main icecream khane jayenge 😎🍨
I: Okayyyy ! Icecream, you scream we all scream for Icecream
ASR: Janglee! but CUTE janglee
ASR: Aram se, nahi toh hiccups aa jayenge
13) Pankha
Arp: Yeh achanak se hawa kaha se aa rahi hain?
S: fu fu
S: fu, ja contact lense ja
Arp: wow tum toh chalte phirte hair blower ho
Arp: Ab jao mere baal kharab ho rahe hain
S: okayyyy
14) Annoyance
I: Aa gaya yeh ghada! mera sara concentration chala gaya iske wajah se.
AKT: Oh imlie you know how to use a laptop?
I: Haan tune toh kabhi nahi sikhaya kaise use karte hain, lekin mein bohot smart hoon iss liye sab seekh liya maine
I: Yeh agar laptop Mr. ABP ka nahi hota na toh main abhi isse iske sir pe marti.
Also, look BS isse kehte hain future partner goals- he trusts me with his car and his laptop. 😆😎