yr lets guess k wat is written in the letter n the rule is that the guess shud b totally illogical n funny...
Okkk...
So,
I wil firstly give my guess...
Letter:
To Respected Geet(i.e. Gairat wali geet),
With due respect,I (M.S.K that is
(M)r (S)almaan (K)han) want to declare that i m finally going out of this hell and if u also wanna join me in this then cum to 'peeche wala jungle'...
Also take care that u shud b all alone n dont cum vid ur beeji atleast(ye beeji nahi seducer hai,dekha nahi how she was touching my body in akhara)...So...
If u want 'jungle me mangal' with me( beware of dev,he is still in amritsar),
then meet 'Raat k dhai baje"
Thanking u,
Tumhara ballu...
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