This twisted tale is for the Christmas break.........
I'm plugging Deepshikha with the royal couple of IF.
Enjoy....Kissa Jail ka!
The king & queen were happily driving back to their kingdom just then they make a wrong turn & the policeman on duty tries to stop them but they fled in their Beamer so later on they were arrested & put in a jail cell for taking panga with the cops.
Main characters of this episode are King Mad Queen Honey & Unique Cop Deepshikha (I hope you all remember her…..her singing career did not take off so she is a police officer in Mumbai now)
The king & queen enter the police station all agitated & yelling…………….
Cop D: (Looking at the royals to his constable) their behavior tonight demands an immediate action. We have to do something with them soon. Saying this, locks them up in opposite cells.
King M: Tell me how do I prove we are innocent queen H? I think, to handle yourself, you have always used your HEAD, now to handle others, we should use our HAND.
Queen H: King, Have faith saab theek ho jayega! Faith is the surest guide in the darkest days!
KingM: Queen H , you & your puritan lectures. For me all the lady police force is just like dammed eggs, looking all smooth, innocent and fragile, but they really just wanna leap onto your face. I tell you, this lady officer's action demands an immediate retaliation. Otherwise we'll be here till eternity. Sure GOD will give us strength to bear all the trouble but sorry hon, He'll not get us released, I'll have to find a way to get us out.
Queen H to King M: I'm convinced that what you are saying is right. Fighting for what is right is correct. Peace isn't merely the absence of conflict, but the presence of justice too. If something bad happens to this Cop D, then only justice will be served to me!
King M…..(Softly to himself) Prepare to taste my wrath, all you fragile lady officers! Then looking at queen H says, that now we need a plan to get out of this place. I think let's play dead! When they'll get a glass cage to transport us to mortuary we can just jump out & pounce on them. We'll have to do a bit of carnage! Are you ready queen?? (She replies in affirmative!)
Finally they execute their plan successfully…………….
Cop D: (Too shocked to see the whole drama) Anyhow yells……Please put down your weapons. You have 20 sec to comply.
King M: You officers have only 20 sec of life left on planet earth coz heaven is calling you, desolate creatures! Start your last prayer. Now you'll face God's wrath for troubling us good Samaritans.
Queen H: (To all the jail janta) Well, I know this is a sight you don't see every day so all of you can witness this sight & take some valuable lessons.
In the mean time Deepshikha gets hold of queen's hair……Queen H is yelling……….
King to Queen: Show this prehistoric lady how we do things in IF land. I'm gonna punch her hard on her face. A straight clean shot & you take care of the mid riff.
Cop D: Maddy, listen up man I understand that you are handicapped by natural immaturity, so I forgive you.
King M: Huh…..It is not your fault that you are stupid, Lady officer!
Cop D: You are crazy! Back off man. I'm the only daughter of the commissioner of police.
Queen H: How dare you call us crazy! We can't let crazy people like you decide whether we are crazy or not!!
King M: Wow, wonderful my sweet queen. Then looking at Cop D……. now you'll be WAS in a matter of minutes. Till the time you are breathing you are inspiring your dad now you'll expire when I strangulate you.
OMG TOO MUCH MELO DRAMA!!
King to Cop D: I'm sorry, I did not come here to give you all willies but just wanted to teach you a lesson. winks 😉 😆
Cop says: I had put you in jail only for 24 hours now you can go home & drive safely!
Cop D to the King M: Winks….Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life!
King M: Officer a message fr me to you if at first you don't succeed you should try & try again. The journey probably won't be as pretty as you want -- and success may look different as well -- but if you passionately believe in signing, you can find a way to keep your dream alive! All the best singing Cop! 😉 😃
Epi ends with smile & good bye! 😃
Edited by mink - 19 years ago
