Part 29:
The foursome had gone to the city for the day and after staying over night they were Driving back home. Kamla and sahil were sitting in front while sahil was driving and Ramu and Pakhi were in the back. Sahil was searching the radio for a good song to put on when he put on an old song from a black and white movie.
Kamla. " oh ho ganjay ranjay not this song thora sa patakaydaar gana Lau na!!!" And with that Kamla started sifting through the stations when she found the song she was looking for.
Kamla " mil gaya kya mast gana hai ... Agar khadi hoti tho dikhati tujhe main apna booty shake". Just then the song munni badnaam hui started to play and Kamla started to sing along .
Kamla ". Kamla badnaam hui ganjay tere liye ... Main jandi balm hui ganjay tere liye"
And just then Pakhi joined in " pakhi deewani chai pati tere liye ... Pakhi ki chal sharabi Gaal gulabi chai pati tere liye."
And then Ramu piped in " tu na badnaam ho oh kaani mere liye... Na Yeh pingli tangay thod oh kaani meri liye ... Na Yeh batees dand phod oh kaani mere liye"
And sahil piped in right after Ramu " na tu jandu balm ban oh langdi mere liye ... Na tu Fat ka de blast oh langdi mere liye ... Na tu maror ye tata langdi mere liye ... Warna meri padegi jhooti ho jao neeli peele Yeh booty oh langdi mere liye"
And sahil and Ramu started cracking up leaving kamla and Pakhi dumbfounded.
As sahil was snickering he felt a big tug on his bald head and then before he knew it his face had been smothered into Kamlas tatas .
Kamla " now what were u saying don't maror these tatas ... Now suffocate in these tatas ". She said as she rubbed his head further in her big bazookas so that it was completely hidden with only a hint of his shiny bald head showing.
As soon as Kamla had grabbed sahil Ramu felt a tug on his hair and as he opened his mouth to scream he had a foot shoved into it. Pakhi had taken off her shoes and socks and shoved her foot in Ramus mouth.
Pakhi " what did u say ... Pingli tang ... Abh kha iss Pingly tang ka par karati hoon main tujhe fungus ki duniya ki sehar. Now kar jeeb se ye athletes foot saaf tho Mein Karon gi tujhe maaf". And she shoved her foot furthering Ramus mouth. As Pakhi and Kamla sat there torturing Ramu and sahil all u could hear were their muffled screams and sahil yelling in a muffled voice Kamla the car will crash leave me . But Kamla didn't listen and the car zigzagged side to Side with the following cars almost hitting it until CRASH it hit a tree and bang another 2 cars hit their car.
The foursome got out of the car looking at the damage when...
"KAMLA I m going to do a drop kick Hamla . U won't be able to tell which is your ying yang and which is ur face I will go loco on you pitiful disgrace". And with these words out came the Fat Lady . And as soon as Kamla saw her she tried to move away but a big ball of mud came flying at her and before it could hit her she grabbed sahil and shoved him in front of her and SPLAT right in the face it sahil giving him a big mouthful of mud .
Sahil wiped the mud off and sneered at the fat lady " u fat lady I m going to hang ur fat butt upside down and make that fat bum jiggle like jelly and put waves in ur fat belly". As he took a step forward to grab the fat lady sahil felt himself being lifted off the ground with massive hands around his neck. As sahil squirmed in the air flailing his toothpick kegs legs and his big tummy jiggling away with his every jerk Kamla and Pakhi stood their drooling their mouths open and eyes wide as they stared at the handsome hunk Bruno who was holding sahil in the air as if he was weightless.
Bruno " what did u say to my girl u big peice of pooh. U better kiss the ground she walks on or I will crush you into little peices and make stew." With those words he flung sahil sideways and sahil went flying into Pakhi, Ramu and Kamla making them fall to the ground.
Ramu ". Ewww Sahil u smell like pee and ur wet leg hit my face ... Yuck... R u that afraid of Bruno that you wet ur pants with one little threat from him. Oh man that little wee wee sure gives some stinky pee pee. Tinky winky dinky wee sahil got scared and in his pants he went pee pee". And Ramu laughed away with Pakhi and Kamla chuckling behind him. And as he was laughing Thwack... A chapal came and slapped Ramu straight I the face.
Ramu too stunned coukd okay say " what the". And out came a thundering "silence" and all of them looked up to see Banto followed by Santo, ram Singh and sham singh.
Banto ". We will take care of these clowns later right now we need a ride home . It looks like we will have to hitch a ride"
Kamla " fikar not when a ball full of hotness like me is around u have nothing to fear I will stop a car instantly".
Fat lady " chal dikha apna jalwa "
Kamla went to the roadside and started lifting up her skirt and started displaying her chubby leg ". A truck that was open from back full of hey was passing by and looking at Kamlas leg and big bazooka taras the drivers eyes popped straight out of their sockets and he stopped his truck.
Kamla gave a victorious smile and said to the driver " can u give us a ride to the village"
The truck driver nodded yes while still stating at Kamlas jiggling tatas.
So the gang all loaded up in the back of the truck and the truck driver started to drive. The fat lady was leaning against bruno . Kamla and Pakhi were openly staring at bruno. Kamla in her mind was thinking " oh bruno I need to taste that that muscular log and I m not ashamed of I m called a hog". And Pakhi on the other hand was thinking " oh bruno let me get u alone andaya is going to jump ur bone ". As she was sitting thinking this she was giving a wicked smile and suddenly SMACK Pakhi got a huge slap from Banto who Was beside her on her jaw.
Banto ". Keep ur hands to urself . How dare u start feeling up my leg. I have many things to think about and don't want to sit her thinking how to save myself from getting raped by u. Abhi tho ek aayee iss batisi pe Agli baar tere taklay papa ki taran u will be soiling ur pants and doing the pee pee dance . Now keep ur boney butt far away come near me and I will Bury u in the hay. Mein hoon Banyo bai Tum se loongi Hassab pai pai"
A half an hour during the ride everyone had fallen asleep. Kamla was still awake and couldn't stop looking at Bruno. Slowly she moved towards Bruno and as soon as she was close to him she started moving her hand from his shin towards his vital Body part. As she was about to grab hold of his manly bulge she felt a tug at her arm taking it off Bruno. She looked to see who had moved arm and saw Pakhi.
Pakhi had replaced Kamlas gand with her own and was about to grab bruno when Kamla pushed her arm
Kamla " me first I saw the family jewels first . It's mine"
Pakhi took hold of Kamlas hair and tossed her to the side " I m younger and sexier and that family jewel is coming under my rule".
Kamla grabbed kalpi by ger sword sized nose and twisted it and tossed Pakhi into the gay and sat on her. Seeing she had no other choice Pakhi freed her arms from under Kamla and took hold of both of Kamlas tatas and twisted them around and around while digging her nails deep causing Kamla to Yelp and quickly get off Pakhi. Pakhi grabbing the opportunity jumped on Kamlas back causing her to fall flat on her face. Pakhi then turned around on Kamlas back so her face was towards Kamlas massive watermelon sized bum. She saw two twigs lying in the hay and picked them up. Next thing u know Pakhi was playing the drums on Kamlas bum. Meanwhile the others had woken up.
Kamla who had had enough of her bum being used as a drum hoisted up with a surge of energy and sent Pakhi flying.
Kamla". I get to taste bruno first" and she launched herself onto Pakhi and grabbed her mosquito sized titties in her thumb and forefinger and started giving her tittie twisters. Pakhi not caring kept saying " I get Bruno first".
All of a sudden Kamla fekt ger hair being yanked out of its sockets and Pakhi was pulled up by a tight grip on he shirt. And that's when Kamla and Pakhi found themselves face to face with the raging eyes of the Fat Lady.
The Fat Lady crushed the two of them against each ther and tossed them to the ground. Suddenly she took the dump stance slapped her thigh and charged at Kamla and Pakhi like a bull and jumped on them giving them the biggest bum Splat ever. The fat lady the grabbed a hold of sahil and tossed him and his pee pee pants butt onto Pakhi and Kamlas face. She then tickled Sahil in all his ticklish spots and before he knew it he had peed himself with all the laughter.
Kamla and pakhis faces were wet and sticky.
The Fat Lady " u don't touch my man and get away with it. I let u off easy next time u will be looking cheesy. U touch his juicy jug and and I will cook ur bum until It's slimy like a slug. Main ne kar diya warn warna laat mar kay nikhal doon gi tumhare bum say paa paa like a horn. Dobaara liye mujhe panga tho bum mein bar doon gi Sui yaad rakhna mein hoon fat lady main hoon chui mui "
With that Kamla and Pakhi crawled to their corner and didn't move the rest of the ride home.
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Edited by sunyy - 10 years ago
Kamla doing Jumping Jacks. 
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