Dr.Modi's Rules of Seduction! - Page 2

Originally posted by: nitica_82

Heeloz...

Aao mere gale padd jaao.🤗...

Today's episode proved how educating 'Dil Mil Gaye' really is , not only in the Loveology department but also in warning women about what not to do to avoid gorgeous hottie men accusing them of seduction. Today, Dr.Abhimanyu Modi took the mantle from Dr.Armaan Malik and did a great service to womankind by teaching them a thing or two about rules of seduction...So, here we go...

1. If you bump into your boss and make him drop his things , please do not bend down to pick up the stuff and steal furtive glances at him. In case you are this hep hot babe , he will be distracted by your clothes , make-up , hair and those melting eyes.....he will blame you for wasting his time and distracting you....he will secretly think you are being coquettish and flirty with him....Lesson: Tie your hair , less make up and no mooning over your gorgeous boss...Koi tameez naam ki cheez hai ya nahiin?😡

2. If your oh-so-dashing boss calls you at his house for some work at an odd hour...don't start doing Rumba in your heart. Don't look offended at first and then, when he takes back his words and shifts to a more shareef timing ... don't jump and say you are fine with that not-so-shareef hour.... and for heavens' sake - DON'T SELF-INVITE YOURSELF TO DINNER AT HIS HOUSE......he will think you are a khatra to his thodi-bahot izzat.😆.....Lesson: Never be a MAAN-NA-MAAN MAIN TERA MEHMAAN with a reclusive good-looking guy. He will immediately brand you a PILE-ON and a threat to his modesty...ladka hua to kya hua? Uski koi izzat nahiin hai kya? 😳....

3. If you have been faring badly in your progress report and your job is safe only because your boss has been kind and stupid-in-love enough to keep you on job , do not turn up at his house in a strappy churidaar and looking like a million bucks .. your fab hair making you look oh-so-sexy. The boss has to remain shareef , so will get frustrated and take the first chance to grab you , pull you close and accuse you of trying to seduce him to get your work done... even though it is the other way round - he is seducing you.😉....Lesson learnt : Always go to you boss' house looking like an amma of five kids and in love with Hugh Jackman , not him.

Thank you.

P.S : If you are Dr. Nikita part-2 , the only saving grace that you have is this dialogue : " Seduce you? Why? You look nothing like my boyfriend whom I seduced before coming here."😳

Originally posted by: nitica_82

The boss has to stop looking soo good in short red T's and those awesome pair of jeans...

those rimless glasses adding just the right touch of senior dactory..😆

and ofcourse .... inviting your junior doctors to your house at 8 pm in the night as if it is the most regular thing to do to discuss very important reports which your boss doesnot have time to listen to during the day..

So overall we have all learnt sometihing and something good...

WHICH IS...... DONT LOOK SO BLOODY DELICIOUS ON EITHER END!!!!

👏.....FANTASTIC addition to the list. Looking good gotta be a crime in the rules of seduction.* pulls Zainab's cheeks*

And I graciously accept the title of Queen of Seduction but not the following praise because am still an amateur. Lolzie!

Originally posted by: nitica_82

Heeloz...

Aao mere gale padd jaao.🤗...

Today's episode proved how educating 'Dil Mil Gaye' really is , not only in the Loveology department but also in warning women about what not to do to avoid gorgeous hottie men accusing them of seduction. Today, Dr.Abhimanyu Modi took the mantle from Dr.Armaan Malik and did a great service to womankind by teaching them a thing or two about rules of seduction...So, here we go...

1. If you bump into your boss and make him drop his things , please do not bend down to pick up the stuff and steal furtive glances at him. In case you are this hep hot babe , he will be distracted by your clothes , make-up , hair and those melting eyes.....he will blame you for wasting his time and distracting you....he will secretly think you are being coquettish and flirty with him....Lesson: Tie your hair , less make up and no mooning over your gorgeous boss...Koi tameez naam ki cheez hai ya nahiin?😡 LOLLLL omg, Niki's totally at fault here! I MEAN JEEZ, who told her to look gorgeous and be such a cute girl, it's ALL her fault that Abhi fell in love with her! But *sigh* the way his expression faltered today made me alll heart-eyed haahha....so yes...Niki and all you lovely interns out there...if you have a hot boss who wears unbuttoned shirts and hot glasses...PLEASE for the love of all that is good....follow Nitica's advice!!

2. If your oh-so-dashing boss calls you at his house for some work at an odd hour...don't start doing Rumba in your heart. Don't look offended at first and then, when he takes back his words and shifts to a more shareef timing ... don't jump and say you are fine with that not-so-shareef hour.... and for heavens' sake - DON'T SELF-INVITE YOURSELF TO DINNER AT HIS HOUSE......he will think you are a khatra to his thodi-bahot izzat.😆.....Lesson: Never be a MAAN-NA-MAAN MAIN TERA MEHMAAN with a reclusive good-looking guy. He will immediately brand you a PILE-ON and a threat to his modesty...ladka hua to kya hua? Uski koi izzat nahiin hai kya? 😳....Oh gosh...now this one i cant blame Niks too much for...if anyone who looks remotely like Abhimanyu Modi asked me that quuestion, forget Rumba...i'd be dancing the bhangra, doing dandia to Dhol Bhaje *faint* BUT GOODNESS NIKITA! THE DINNER SELF-INVITE WAS NOT GOOD...dont get false hopes girlie

3. If you have been faring badly in your progress report and your job is safe only because your boss has been kind and stupid-in-love enough to keep you on job , do not turn up at his house in a strappy churidaar and looking like a million bucks .. your fab hair making you look oh-so-sexy. The boss has to remain shareef , so will get frustrated and take the first chance to grab you , pull you close and accuse you of trying to seduce him to get your work done... even though it is the other way round - he is seducing you.😉....Lesson learnt : Always go to you boss' house looking like an amma of five kids and in love with Hugh Jackman , not him. Strappy churidar is hot enough...now she's got the curls styled in this gorgeous way and she's expecting him to just sit there all calm?! WELLL DUH NO! If the only way he can get close to you is by accusing you of seducing him...then to heck with it alllllll, he'll TAKE THAT ROUTEE! Saala Abhi kitna chaalaaak niklaaa! He even knows how to get close to Niki when he's supposed to be hating her! AMMA STYLE IS THE WAY TO GO!

Thank you. That was the post of the century Niti! 🤣

P.S : If you are Dr. Nikita part-2 , the only saving grace that you have is this dialogue : " Seduce you? Why? You look nothing like my boyfriend whom I seduced before coming here."😳

great post 👏

Originally posted by: shockalot