Am posting here, cos that thread is just Piansh..toh.
Piansh Roast Roshan
One fine morning Pia and Ansh were walking in the forest andPia was explaining to Ansh about various different trees and their benefits.They were passing by and then they hear a fight between a couple, as they approach, they find it’s Roshni and Aman.
Roshni and Aman see Pia and Ansh approaching and stop thefight, and introduce themselves.
Roshan : Hi, guys. Waise tum logon ke bare me kaafi sunatha.
Piansh : Haan, humne bhi. Aaj dekh bhi liya, ki ladai kealwa kuch ata bhi nahi hai.
Roshni : Wo humari beech hi baat hai, tum log interfere nahi karo. Bade aye.
Ansh : Excuse me, itne softly baat karte ho na tum dono, kiaam insaan bhi tumhe uss paar se sun sakta hai.
Aman : Dekho ab jo hua, wo hua. Hum apne raste, aur tum apneraste.
Pia and Roshni : Nahi! Ab toh discuss karenge.
Roshni : Haan bolo, dekho humare paas kaafi powers hai, toh..
Pia (cuts her) : Haan but use thodi ata hai utna, aur bakisab toh humse copy paste kiya hai. Kuch original hai bhi?
Ansh : Pia, calm down. Hume pata hai, ab chalte hai.
Pia : Nahi Ans, inkaghamand bahut badh raha hai.
Roshan : Bhale hum fight kare, par aise time we aretogether. Toh bol hi do..
Ansh (calmly) : Tum sure ho?
Roshan : Haan. Kya copy paste kiya hai humne?
Piansh : SAB KUCH.
Roshan : Acha hum apni story ke main points bolenge, tumtakkar do usko..fir dekhte hai. Rapid Fire!
Piansh : Sahi hai.
Roshan : Humne ek dusre ki jaan bachane ke liye teer khayahai, forest me.
Ansh : Pia ne bhi mere liye khaya hai
Roshni : Main nargis ki kaliyan khila sakti hoon.
Pia : Ye toh muze maa ne bachpan me sikhaya tha, ghaas pekhanjar se maine flowers bloom kiye the.
Roshan : Chal kuan
Piansh : Daayan Chakra ya Daayan sheesha
Roshan : Sifrati jinn, kaala jinn
Piansh : (Laughing) – Mohona aur kaafi hai..
Aman : My mom did black magic, had powers
Ansh : Even mine, she hypnotized us so many times
Aman : There was this phase where we couldn’t touch eachother, where we burnt, but we still risked it.
Ansh : (Losing his calm) Kuch original bhi hai? We had ittoo, and we survived many times. Latest too was the electric sparks one, whichyou copied. But our intensity is also different hai, its..
Roshni (cutting him) : We have a connection, which isforever
Ansh : Whatever, wesaw the fight connection
Roshni : How dare you!!
Pia: How dare you talk to my husband this way? He toldright.
Aman : Then what’s your great connection?
Ansh : Well we don’t discuss publicly like you guys, it’sspecial and unique.
Pia : It’s this! (She touched him and his eyes glowedgolden)
Roshan : WOW!!
Pia : That’s it!! What you guys have?
Roshan: Umm…
Piansh : Laughing! Bas badi badi baatein karte hoconnection, self respect ki but implementation is zero.
Roshan : Enough!
Piansh : Sach kadva hi hota hai.
Roshan : Baazigar hai..
Piansh : The only original and best character in your story.Finally yaad aya? Wished we met him once.
Roshni : I have my hair clips as a weapon
Pia : Mera khanjar hai aur bhi hai, par tum nahi samzogi.
Roshni : Kya matlab?
Pia : Matlab ye ki natural hoti hai cheezein, jaise tumnemuze copy toh kiya hai, par na tum dhang se ro sakti ho aur na hi toh dhang sebehoshi me bol sakti ho aur na hi cute ho aur tum dono ke action se humarebachee mast karte hai, ab wo baat alag hai ki hum dono professionals hai.
Ansh : (Smiling) – Bilkul sahi! Humara alag level hai..
Roshni : (Losing her mind) Sim sim Samara!!
Aman : Aaahh!!
Roshni in her over excitement had sent her fidgets and abranch crashed down, but she didn’t see it was pointing towards Aman and hadlanded on him.
Ansh lifted the branch and helped Aman get up.
Roshni : Sorry, sorry Khan baba. Ye sab Pia ki galti hai.
Ansh : Excuse me, tum meri wife ke bare me na hi bolo tohacha hai. Humne bola tha powers use karne ko? Powers aur gussa kabu me karnasikho, pehle. Aur humesha kya blame game khelti rehti ho. Bacchi ho kya?
Roshni : Tumhe toh…main..
Pia : Don’t you dare, hurt my Ansh. Warna tumhe actualattack dikhaungi main! Mera nishana bhi nahi chukta kabhi.
She bent down but Ansh stopped her.
Aman : Roshni, tumhari galti thi. Humari galti thi. Hum trykarenge sikhne ka…
Roshni : Haan..
Piansh : (Smiling) –Good!
Roshan : Waise tumhara kya original hai?
Piansh (smirking) Sab kuch, jo tum logo ne kaha and humarifamily, powers, dushman aur bahut log.
Edited by Madhura.. - 4 years ago
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